If you think God made you a lesbian then you aren't too smart. God never made anything that is a sin. I feel sorry for someone so young who is convinced that God made you that way. You need someone who can help by teaching you what God has said about that subject.
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If you think God made you a lesbian then you aren't too smart.
Yeah!!! Stupid girl! Thats like saying god made marthamary42 a complete idiot! (some parts are missing)
God never made anything that is a sin
*cough* humans are sinful based on your holy book, god created us, what am I missing here!?
"If you think God made you a lesbian then you aren't too smart."
You claim your 'God' made everything that is here today. He made the people, he made the animals, he apparently even made the Devil in some way. The humans 'God' made make sin, as does the Devil. So why is it that I am excluded from his creations? Did the 'big bad butch' do something so terrible to deserve that?
Not that I want to be included in your slander and hate, I'd actually be quite happy if you fell on a dick right about now.
Check this out man, the only one who's creating 'sin' right about now, is you for being a prick.
"God never made anything that is a sin."
If something exists then your god made it directly or allows it to exist hence he is directly responsible for "sin."
"I feel sorry for someone so young who is convinced that God made you that way."
I feel sorry that they seem to need god as some sort of crutch to accept who they are. I think it's much better to quote the great philosopher Popeye who said, "I yam what I yam" rather than saying "God made me this way so I'm ok!"
"You need someone who can help by teaching you what God has said about that subject."
Unfortunately your god said nothing about lesbians to my knowledge.
You know, someone should check the link. Not because it's wrong or anything. I'm just surprised no one mentioned that this statement came out of an astronomy thread discussing the finding of a pulsar orbiting a normal sun-like star.
Just saying. It's kind of hard to believe they went from "wow this is kinda cool. pulsars can orbit normal stars." To... "lesbians is of the devil!"
"God never made anything that is a sin."
Quote of the century.
" . . . you aren't too smart"
Nope, obviously she is just the right amount of smart.
God never made anything that is a sin.
This is actually true. God never made anything that is a sin.
Because God never made anything.
Because God doesn't exist.
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When I clicked the link to see where the comment had come from, I was surprised to see an astronomy article.
Perhaps the connection between astronomy and homosexuality went something like this:
surprising discovery about pulsar stars --> this proves the evolutionist scientists don't know everything --> to the bible can explain some stuff scientists don't know --> the bible isn't a scientific authority --> yes it is --> the bible is wrong about a lot of things --> give me one thing the bible is wrong about --> it's wrong that being gay is an abomination -->no, it's right about being gay. being gay is an abomination --> no it's not, i'm a teenage lesbian and god made me that way. i'm not an abomination --> marthamary42's post
What a leap. Astronomy to "the gays are bad".
"You need someone who can help by teaching you what God has said about that subject."
Yeah, because those "ex-gay therapists" are really good aren't they? I mean its not like any "ex-gay's" got caught having homosexual..... oh wait, plenty of them have. The other percent are just celibate and usually in a fake marriage. Probably have to think of having sex with anther man/woman before they can have sex with there poor fake husband/wife.
You need someone who can help by teaching you what God has said about that subject.
Let me just sum up what God has said about homosexuals:
1. Homosexuals are to be killed when discovered.
2. Homosexuals will writhe in eternal torment after they die.
There; that's a bit of a time-saver, isn't it?
I thought we were all born in sin? I also thought your god made us all in his likeness and "knew up before we were born". If that is the case, didn't he know her heart? Didn't he know, before she was born, that she would be a lesbian?
Doesn't your god preordain everything? Doesn't he know everything?
You are either contradicting (big surprise there, not) yourself or your god is full of shit.
"If you think God made you a lesbian then you aren't too smart"
I would agree. There's no proof of god anywhere, belief is usually due to the inability to reason.
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