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After 4.53 Billion years, Evolution had Not produced even 1 Human Civilization. Suddenly, some 10,000 + - years ago, Noah arrived on this Planet. Less than 100 miles south of the mountains of Ararat, the 1st evidences of Human Civilization are observed.

It is the land of Mesopotamia which contains this Earth's first Human Civilization. NO man could have told us that our 1st Civilization is traceable to Noah and his grandsons, but God told us this more than 3,000 years ago.

For years, Evols have searched in vain for a Human Civilization older than that which is written in Scripture. There is NONE, because Noah brought Human Intelligence and Civilization to this Planet, after their World was destroyed by Water.

This, of course, means that Macro is a Lie and God's Holy Word is the Truth. We did not Evolve our Human Intelligence. We inherited it from Adam, exactly as God told us we did.

If Noah had not left his world and came to this Planet, we would still be innocent Apes, because Evolution does NOT produce Humans. Human Intelligence must be inherited from another Human. Had it been the case, Evolutionism could have done it Millions/Billions of years ago.

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old comment by Broken Egg

Huh. You know, that much crap must have hurt when you pulled it out of your ass...
I mean it, you couldn't argue your way out of a, well, out of a wet paper bag you'd already burst out of. For one, there was no human civilization for 4.53 billion years because there were no humans! Go figure, we can't build an empire if we don't even exist. Second, there are a few reasons why it took us thousands of years before we started civilizations (hint: nothing to do with Noah). You see, civilizations need a staring point. There have to be enough people, in one spot, with enough of a surplus of something (whether it be grain, slaves, wood, etc.) to sustain that large a group. So, 15 000 years ago, there wasn't a civilization because: a) There weren't enough humans (we just didn't have the population, nor enough people to build it). b) Not a lot of people, so no one had to congregate in one area. c) No real surplus of anything, because humans at that time only took what they needed (they could afford to). Technology also played a factor. All civilizations have one thing in common: agriculture. Neolithic hunter-gatherers didn't have agriculture (again, they didn't need it. Nature provided enough for the smaller populations), so they couldn't exactly build a civilization. Oh, right, before I forget... WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU BABBLING ON ABOUT NOAH BEING FROM ANOTHER PLANET? THE FUCK!? AT LEAST MOST FUNDIES THINK OF HIM AS HUMAN. YOU? YOU'RE JUST RETARDED. Whew. Glad to get that out of my system.

old comment by Papabear

"After 4.53 Billion years, Evolution had Not produced even 1 Human Civilization. Suddenly, some 10,000 + - years ago, Noah arrived on this Planet."
Even if your timing is correct, which I am not conceding, to attribute civilization to Noah is beyond what any evidence shows. "Less than 100 miles south of the mountains of Ararat, the 1st evidences of Human Civilization are observed." What definition of "civilization" are you using? Hunting in groups? Building structures? Tribal societies? Tuxedos and evening gowns? "It is the land of Mesopotamia which contains this Earth's first Human Civilization." See above. "NO man could have told us that our 1st Civilization is traceable to Noah and his grandsons," Curiously, you make no claim for Noah's sons. Were they uncivilized? "but God told us this more than 3,000 years ago." The Bible says no such thing. The Bible makes no mention of billions or millions of years. It makes no mention of pre-Noah uncivilized persons. It makes no mention of Noah or anyo9ne else bringing civilization. Have you read the Bible? "For years, Evols have searched in vain for a Human Civilization older than that which is written in Scripture. There is NONE, because Noah brought Human Intelligence and Civilization to this Planet, after their World was destroyed by Water." Again, the Bible doesn't make any such claim. "This, of course, means that Macro is a Lie and God's Holy Word is the Truth." No, even if we allow for just a moment that Noah brought civilization to the world, that has nothing to do with whether the ToE is true of false. "We did not Evolve our Human Intelligence." And you base this on your pulled-out-of-your-butt version of what you read in a big book of ancient fairy tales? Pardon me if I don't rush to accept your assertions. "We inherited it from Adam, exactly as God told us we did." OK, are you saying we inherited our intelligence from Adam or Noah? Neither one is supported even by your own Bible, but I want to be clear on what delusional road you're going down. "If Noah had not left his world and came to this Planet," Okie-dokie, now you're saying Noah was an alien? Are you skipping your AA meeting? "we would still be innocent Apes, because Evolution does NOT produce Humans." Well, humans ARE apes, though our innocence can be questioned. Since you have such a loose connection with reality, I'm not surprised you don't understand or accept the ToE. "Human Intelligence must be inherited from another Human. Had it been the case, Evolutionism could have done it Millions/Billions of years ago." You have no evidence for how much time was necessary to evolve human intelligence. Plus, the beginings of civilization and culture had little to do with biological evolution. Modern humans were just as smart before the adoption of civilization as after. Also, do not confuse intelligence with knowledge. One can be very bright and still be as ignorant as a fence post.

old comment by Prince Macho Belly

To expand on MK's post:
Scene: Daylight ext. A large, relatively boat-shaped spacecraft descends from the cloud cover into a ravine. Cut to: A nearby cave, where several pre-human apelike forms can be seen tentatively watching the spacecraft. C/U on a small hatch on the bow of the spacecraft. We can see the letters ARK printed boldly near the tip. The hatch opens with a hiss of escaping gasses and steam. Eventually, a figure emerges from the fog. We see that it is a modern-looking human, with longish white hair and a bushy white beard. Cut to: A small band of the pre-humans has emerged and they stand in a group, behaving in an agitated manner with much whooping and hollering. C/U One of the ape-men appears slightly more thoughtful than his companions, and gazes intently at the new arrival on his planet. Long shot: The more thoughtful of the pre-humans ambles cautiously up to the visitor, who stands boldly beside his space craft. The ape-man carefully extends an arm and touches the hem of the visitor's robe. Alien Visitor (Noah): TAKE YOUR STINKING PAWS OFF ME, YOU DAMN DIRTY APE!!!