Animal husbandry at the universities throughout the world all require two different types of animals to procreate; one male and one female of the same species.
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let's count the retardation in this post,
i think this speaks for itself.
Cow barns are full of shit, in my experience. There is fecal material all over the place.
Also in my experience, male cattle (bulls) are faggots. In fact, like dogs, they will screw anything that moves.
Finally, I did not realise that all this procreation was going on at universities. I wish I'd gone to college with Linda Ronstadt!
Methinks that Wayne thinks too much. Give it up, lad you don't have a brain.
fergus
"If Jerry Brown likes to support people contaminating their penises with fecal material "
I presume you're referring to homosexual males. Well, guess which group of people gets it up the pooper the most? It's heterosexual women.
Us guys just love the arse no matter our sexual persuasion!
Animal husbandry at the universities throughout the world all require two different types of animals to procreate; one male and one female of the same species.
Mr. Animal-Husbandry Expert, how long would a hive of honeybees last without those non-reproducing individuals known as workers?
If Jerry Brown likes to support people contaminating their penises with fecal material, then he has no logic and will be opposed should he run for governor.
There are such things as condoms, as I learned in health class (although actually I was aware of them before that). Also, I wonder what percentage of lesbians contaminate their penises with fecal matter.
We need leadership who actually can think.
He is too old and thinks too much.
Do you guys actually read what you write before posting it?
And why the slam on Linda Rondstandt?
I wasn't really planning on commenting on this, but...
We need leadership who actually can think He is too old and thinks too much
So, um...which is it? Or is thinking TOO much a bad thing?
The bible has some interesting tips on animal husbandry.
You can change the colors of your goats by having them conceive before different rods. (Gen 30:37-39)
It HAS to be true. The bible says so. Jeebus wouldn't lie to me, would he?
Wayne, you are one dumb-assed son of a bitch.
I notice that, like most anti-homo males, you are anti-male-homosexuality... Have you been laid yet?
I'm quite sure that Ms Ronstadt does, indeed, know her right hand from her left.
But I struggle to see how this serves to support your rather bizarre and incoherently-expressed argument.
Animal husbandry at the universities throughout the world all require two different types of animals to procreate; one male and one female of the same species.
So you would only vote for people who never have recreational sex?
Even Linda Ronstadt knows what is right!
Translation: "If even a dirty Spic can figure this out, why can't you?
And scientists at all universities throughout the world also know that this rule doesn't apply to certain invertebrates, like snails and earthworms, because they are hermaphrodites. In other words, each individual is both male and female. So there is no such thing as homo- or heterosexuality in the earthworm. Biology fail!
To quibble with just one point in such a massive amount of fail seems redundant, but just for the lulz:
In animal husbandry you get females without males cos it's all done on Artificial Insemination these days.
And I too would dearly like to understand the relevance to Linda Rondstadt.
He is too old and thinks too much... Those folks can't think appropriately to govern.
So Bush is perfect for you guys, hah!
We need leadership who actually can think. He is too old and thinks too much.
Proving that you do currently have leadership that can think. Why are you complaining?
As for he who is called Jerry, keep it up. Don't listen to this guy. He doesn't know what he's talking about.
[one male and one female of the same species. ]
Did you know that some types of Dolphins are bisexual and have group sex?
[If Jerry Brown likes to support people contaminating their penises with fecal material, then he has no logic and will be opposed should he run for governor. ]
The only people who oppose this are bigots like you. How is it any of your business what two consenting adults do in their own home?
Yeah, Jerry Brown can't run for governor! Because then we'll get a pretty cool portrait and an awesome Dead Kennedys song out of it.
Oh wait, that was the 80's.
He's already been governor you fucking moron.
As some have noticed there is a bit of a contradiction between these two sentences:
"We need leadership who actually can think."
I think I understand it!
What Wayne is trying to say here is that Jerry Brown thinks too much in ways that offend him, whereas our governor should only think in exactly the same way that he does!
Well, all we need to sort out now is Wayne's surprising interest in cow sex, and then we'll be done!
Insert here the usual comments about animal homosexuality in wildness, thanks for playing, go DIAF, etc, etc...
In a modern (dairy) cow barn you'll generally see the bulls kept away from cows for their entire lives, stimulated to orgasm by the use of either a fake cow or a less dominant male kept specifically for that purpose. At the last second, a farm employee will grab the bull's penis and direct the semen into a tube for storage.
This semen is then released into the vagina of the cow (who, like the bull, probably has never seen a member of the opposite sex) while an employee manipulates the angle of her uterus by jamming his hand elbow deep into her anus. After being impregnated in this way for 4 or 5 years, she is considered "spent" and sent to slaughter at a quarter of her natural lifespan. Oh, and any calves she has are either kept around to replace other dairy cows, or turned into veal.
Basically, I think it's safe to say that gay sex is a far superior example of "healthy sexuality", Wayne.
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