Uh no, because some Christians believe "God Killed Aunt Bertha" others believe "Absence of God Killed Aunt Bertha". Not all Christians think the same thing, and no, it ain't preaching to the choir. Its giving "AoGKAB" Christians support and security in their argument, and maybe persuading "GKAB" Christians to join their side. An atheist doesn't believe in God, and thinks cancer killed Aunt Bertha, or some heathen-assed nonsense.
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Even if God caused it, it was still the cancer doing the killing. If the cancer kills, why would God have anything to do with it? If I was God I'd have people who sinned bad enough die of unnatural causes, like the words "sinner" burning into the heart without any evidence that the ribcage was ever opened.
So it's not cancer, but god who causes people and small children to die an agonizing, pain filled, drawn out death? Sign me up! You putz.
What's all this "your" "your" crap, I wasnt even on here yesterday mfs.
Did yall know gullible isn't in the dictionary? True facts.
.... Did you just call cancer 'heathen-assed nonsense'?
So what you're saying, is that everyone who has, or will die of cancer is without god? That would have to be true for that to work. Wouldn't it? Either way, god would be a sick fuck.
Goosey: I would never ever go so far as to call people who thought that comment was anywhere near serious "stupid". They are very special in their own atheistic ways. ROFLMAO.oooh , hell paradox.
D, if you want to play that.....100% of the time . Top that, bitchfuck. >:)
BurntBush,
Did yall know gullible isn't in the dictionary? True facts. Top that, bitchfuck. >:)
Does your mother know you're using language like that? You're going to lose computer privileges if you keep it up.
Szenah,
Grapple, you're obviously a little kid with too much time on his hands.
Lmao, atheists.
Let's parse this:
grappleyo, I'm sure anyone here could sit around all day pulling Poe's, but what's the point? Culture jamming is one thing, but you're just an asshole (and one who makes lame jokes, to boot).
Where is all the indignant OUTRAGE?! Ruined by your responses.nuts that actually think that , right?" And then patted you on the back and welcomed you to our little corner of the internet.
And you do realize that, right? That there are nutjobs that believe in bullshit like you spouted? If you haven't already, you need to read the top 100 . Maybe then you'll understand why we were so quick to take your little "joke" so seriously.
But unfortunately, you acted like a jackass and have earned nothing. Now GTFO of my FSTDT.
THERE'S MY OUTRAGE!! lmao.
"Some Christians believe 'God Killed Aunt Bertha', others believe that natural causes did. Not all Christians think the same thing, and no, it ain't preaching to the choir. Its giving "NCKAB" Christians support and security in their argument, and maybe persuading "GKAB" Christians to join their side. An atheist doesn't believe in God, and therefore is guaranteed to say that it was natural causes that killed Aunt Bertha."
grappleyo honey, don't you have homework to do?
BUMP.
Once upon a time, a professor assigned his students all the task of writing about if hell was exothermic or endothermic. Some atheist, a well-beloved student and friend, wrote some cutsie shit answer involving his romantic foibles and got the only A. It was passed around in a million email forwards and everyone laughed to see his clever answer. http://www.lotsofjokes.com/cat_433.htm
Then the demons infested his lungs and he died and his soul was tormented for all eternity as he cried for his mother.
LOL, jk.
grappleyo: there's some great openings in artificial intelligence, which, should be a good opening for you. You don't seem to have any real intelligence.
BTW atheists believe in:-
Athe
Okay, now Aunt Bertha, though imaginary, always hated her name and vastly preferred to be called "Bertie". You would too.
Omg, it's been over half a year since this quote has made its debut to Gullible Atheists Get Butthurt Over Jokes. I just want to say that evolution is a lie, America is a Christian Nation, and every last one of you is going to Hell when you die. lol.
Cats are inherently boring and for old people as well as greasy overweight socially retarded folk who cling to oldass internet memes in their desperate attempts to be funny or at least somewhat relatable. (or, as I like to call them, atheists--no offense).
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^^That cat is pretty cool tho, imnsho.
None taken. God forbid anyone should want to "relate." So twentieth century, after all. Yeah, fuck all that, I'm posting cats.
Chainsaws at 20 paces, like they did in ol' grandpappy's day. Mind the basement stairs, tho'. Don't wanna explain to Moms about that. Or the jizzed socks. image
The sacred memegod of Caturday may be offended, however.
I suggest you appease him with some manner of sacrifice.
(a cat is fine too)
1) Ok I'm GLAD Saleisha won and all, but I can't believe they put crooked-eye Chantal in the bottom 2. What a terrible show.
2) Oh and I converted to Islam so you all can enjoy your promotion from "heathen" to "kuffar"...fortunately, yall still going to hell. :D
3) Cats are still boring. The dead squirrel was an improvement. First you deny my God then you post cats in my FSTDT thread? Is nothing sacred to you cheeto-eating fucksplats? Damn. >:(
...some heathen-assed nonsense.
This has my roommate cracking up. :)
EDIT: Man, these threads need to be troll-proofed somehow. >_> (And no, this is not what the entirety of the 'younger generation' is like.)
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