"They [...] will point to the sperm banks as their savour"
So you swallow instead of spitting, amirite?! X3
"And where did that sperm come from ? Oh that right ! A MAN !"
Stan (Eric Idle): 'It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them!'
Reg (John Cleese): 'But you can't have babies.'
Stan: 'Don't you oppress me!'
Reg: 'Where's the fetus going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box?!'
...
Judith (Sue-Jones Davies): [on Stan's desire to be a mother] 'Here! I've got an idea: Suppose you agree that he can't actually have babies, not having a womb - which is nobody's fault, not even the Romans' - but that he can have the *right* to have babies.'
Francis (Michael Palin): 'Good idea, Judith. We shall fight the oppressors for your right to have babies, brother... sister, sorry.'
Reg: 'What's the *point?!'
Francis: 'What?'
Reg: 'What's the point of fighting for his right to have babies, when he can't have babies?'
Francis: 'It is symbolic of our struggle against oppression.'
Reg: 'It's symbolic of his struggle against reality!'
-"Monty Python's Life of Brian"
...so, womb envy, much?