GodTube is a necessity! There needs to be Christian alternatives to every facet of life! The lost need to see the difference made by the Holy Spirit in our lives, so that they may discern what it is they are missing... If there is no difference, then why does it even matter? !#^ is assuming that we(Christians)need to be like everyone else. Christ came and gave His life so that we may be set apart & His Father lifted up! My gratitude goes out to Him and GodTube for making the difference!!!
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Go live with the Amish if you want an alternative to everything. You can't live in modern society without sharing millions (most important of all, how do you share electricity?) of things with non believers.
And have you tried an alternative to oxygen yet? Surely the Holy Ghost will make an alternative available to you.
I bet this will blow your mind, ChadMann--the wires that bring electricity to your house also bring electricity to pagans, Jews, and atheists. Unless you've got a well, the pipes that bring water to your house also bring water to pagans, Jews, and atheists. The streets you drive your (doubtlessly Jesus fish bedecked) car on are also driven on by people not of your religion...and they also help pay for its upkeep!
The lost need to see the difference made by the Holy Spirit in our lives, so that they may discern what it is they are missing
What? Illogical thinking? Blind reliance on authority? That heart-warming feeling of being better than everyone else?
I don't see that I'm missing anything of any value.
"GodTube is an asset. It's good to have Christ-themed versions of common facets of life. Even the lost are invited to examine it, and give their comments, so they can see what they're missing in some cases, and give/receive feedback. The difference between GodTube and Youtube is clear. We don't need to be like everyone else, but we don't need to set ourselves apart from every possible thing (or else we'd have to leave this world altogether), just from that which hinders/threatens our Christian walk. The purpose of GodTube is specifically to lift the Lord up! My gratitude goes to Him for inspiring whoever made GodTube!"
Fixed, in the usual style. :D
Besides, It´s very dishonest on your part to profit from what the pagans and heathens do and then claim that you're having an "alternative" and critisise what they do. What if they weren´t there to do the tough job for you?, which electricity and taxes are you paying for maintaining the site?, moreover, it´s very dishonest too to say that the lost are also wellcome because it´s a straight lie, mirroring what youtube actually does, unlike you.
There needs to be Christian alternatives to every facet of life!
I've met people who believe this wholeheartedly. At one time, I worked at a grocery store, and they sold "Christian" bread. As if regular ol' bread wasn't Christian enough.
And sadly, there were those that bought it.
There needs to be Christian alternatives to every facet of life!
Yeah, because we all know, for example, how good a job Conservapedia does as an alternative to Wikipedia.
There needs to be Christian alternatives to every facet of life! Why?
@BurntBush: Er, that's just you, dude.
@Tiny: Exactly. The best advertisement for non-belief is hearing it right from the sheep's mouth. If a guy was going to show me how to fire a gun and he shot himself in the foot first, I'd decline. And BOY do these guys shoot themselves in the foot.
Well, Osiris, to look at some of these marvy little quotes on here, the lack of a "Christian version" of America isn't for the lack of trying on their part. They're organized. Sort of. The trouble with half-baked stuff, though, is it has no real structural integrity. Behold Fundy Baby Bush's current twenty-something percent approval rating. Mandate? Suuuuure. Way to show all us heathens how to reinvent America for the Fundy Right!
BurntBush
Redhunter - LOL, thanks a lot bro. Now I have to reaffirm my masculinity by going out and having non-married sex, which will get me sent straight to hell to burn forever. And it's your fault!
Just doin' my part. My mission is to find chaos where it exists, and to create chaos where it does not. UCB.
I've met people who believe this wholeheartedly. At one time, I worked at a grocery store, and they sold "Christian" bread. As if regular ol' bread wasn't Christian enough.
Maybe it's like those candy mints you can buy, where a portion of the proceeds gets donated to the World Wildlife Federation.
Only in this case, a portion of the proceeds gets donated to Pat Robertson or Operation Rescue or True Pee Waits or something.
If there was a Godtube, every single video would be on Youtube. Especially the batshit stuff that you do but think Atheists aren't gonna see.
You idiots, your bullshittery is as entertaining as any trainwreck, they'll always be outsiders checking it out. Then uploading it to Youtube under "holy nuckin futs, Must see Batshittery"
The best you can do is disallow all comments or systematically remove them as you do at your own YouTube offerings.
“GodTube is a necessity!”
Like the guy marketing ‘Christain Salt’ as an alternative to Kosher? It’s not a necessity, it’s an ego boost for you.
“There needs to be Christian alternatives to every facet of life! The lost need to see the difference made by the Holy Spirit in our lives, so that they may discern what it is they are missing...”
But just about every effort by Conservatives or Christains to reproduce Wikipedia, Youtube, Rock music, evolution, Comic Books, Superheroes, action figures, toy sets…. They all SUCK!
Seriously, you’re competing agaisnt entertainment by trying to send a clear message. No one on the fence or on the other side of the fence is interested.
I certainly don’t feel i’m missing anything from what i’ve seen of the ‘holy spook’s’ impact on your lives.
“If there is no difference, then why does it even matter?
Just pat yourself on the back for knowing that you’re going to Paradise, and shut the fuck up.
“!#^ is assuming that we(Christians)need to be like everyone else.”
If you mean to reach anyone outside your circle, yes, you do.
“Christ came and gave His life so that we may be set apart & His Father lifted up! My gratitude goes out to Him and GodTube for making the difference!!!”
Then live a life that actually reflects well on both of them. Not one that proves you’re shitty people pretending to be forgiven.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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