I was working at this concession stand, and I was taking a break.. I was really stressed out about a few things so I was just talking to God (which made me feel soo much better). I forget exactly what I was talking to Him about.. but then I said "You mean the world to me.. well, no, actually more than the world" and he says, "show me". Haha.. it kinda' took me by surprise.
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When other people do that, it's schizophrenia, when you do it it's God. No, that's not weird at all /very sarcasm
So, when God said "Show me," did you take off your blouse and thrust your bare breasts toward the sky?
And if so, did you take pictures?
You really shouldn't be going to work after taking hits of acid. And, is it just me, or does the message "show me" in response to her professing love to God seem like it is the beginning of a very bizarre porno scene?
First off, love the inapropriate responses, keep 'em coming people.
P.S. Someone tell Johnny Cash to give me back my damned dictionary!
So I was like talking to God at the concession stand the other day okay and he was all like "these people are like so lame you know" and I'm like ya, and He's like ya, and then like I go did you see Missy Connely kissing Brad Deruvo out behind the gym and he goes "well duh, of course, God here," and I'm like sooo embarrassed.
I would worry more about the people on that thread who say they "live by God-moments" Apparently they have dubbed the voices as "God-moments"
Oh and apparently the voice of God is "like her thoughts... but not..."
Hey, that's the same line I used on girls in High School! They'd say, "You mean the world to me!" I'd say, "Prove it!"
I love a later comment by her:
Like, lol, she's a chicken now? lol
lol is another thing she does too much in that post lol
Calling your bf "god" might be fun if you are into being dominated like that, but you need to qualify stuff like that on the internet, there are some crazy people out there who will think you are talking about an actual god
...oh, you *are* one of those people, sorry, my bad
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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