ChicagoMan #fundie

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If you try dating sites you should SPECIFY how important these values are to you.

Avoid any woman that:
Experiments in bisexuality
Has tramp stamps
Has children
Is a feminist
Says anything about being a "Strong Woman"
Blames and projects all her problems on men
Lets you sleep with her earlier than 2 months into the relationship
Says that career is the most important thing to her
Says she wants a man to provide for her (duh, all women do, but if she says it, look out)
Says she is looking for her prince
Is a vegetarian or environmentalist
Plays any kind of testing games on you (see my earlier posts)
Yes, you will have WAY LESS dates, but why waste your time? IF you want sex, hire a sex worker, because most AW are not worth it and at least the sex worker is honest in her intentions.

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old comment by SaneChick

Experiments in bisexuality

Because a woman with healthy sexual curiosity will be quick to figure out you're a clueless fuckup in the sack.

Is a feminist

Because then she won't let you get away with your misogynistic crap.

Says anything about being a "Strong Woman"

Because she might actually be telling the truth, and then you're fucked.

Lets you sleep with her earlier than 2 months into the relationship

Because that indicates she may have slept with other men in the past. She might compare you to these men, and then you're fucked.

Says she wants a man to provide for her (duh, all women do, but if she says it, look out)

Because the last thing you want is a woman who is honest with you. She might actually tell you what she thinks of you, and then you're fucked.

Is a vegetarian or environmentalist

Because caring about health, animal cruelty, and the environment inherently makes her an evil harpy bitch. Strange, but true.

old comment by Papabear

"If you try dating sites you should SPECIFY how important these values are to you.
Avoid any woman that: Experiments in bisexuality" Threesomes are usually better in fantasies than they are in real life. That being said, if experimenting in bi-sexuality works in your relationship, go right ahead. "Has tramp stamps" Yeah, I don't care much for tattoos, but that should only be an issue between me and my choosen partner. "Has children" What, you can't love them if they don't contain your DNA? How shallow. "Is a feminist" I insist that my partner be a feminist. Doormats are so uninteresting. "Says anything about being a 'Strong Woman'" Here again, I insist my partner be a "strong woman." Why would I want a timid, dependant, doormat woman? "Blames and projects all her problems on men" I agree, I certainly don't want a relationship with anyone who does that. "Lets you sleep with her earlier than 2 months into the relationship" That is arbitrary, Cman. Your rule may be just fine for you, but it may not be ideal for the rest of us. "Says that career is the most important thing to her" She and I would have to discuss that. "Says she wants a man to provide for her (duh, all women do, but if she says it, look out)" I don't want a dependant woman, though I do understand the desire to be taken care of. She would be sadly disappointed, too. I'm sure both women and men have dreamed of a relationnship with a fantastically rich, generous partner. "Says she is looking for her prince" True. Unrealistic expectations are the bane of a good relationship. "Is a vegetarian or environmentalist" Vegetarian? I've been vegetarian on and off. I'd be fine with that. And, I would prefer that she be an environmentalist, at least to some degree. "Plays any kind of testing games on you (see my earlier posts)" No, I'm too busy to look up your previous crap. "Yes, you will have WAY LESS dates, but why waste your time?" Think of the person hours that have been saved by nobody dating you. "IF you want sex, hire a sex worker, because most AW are not worth it and at least the sex worker is honest in her intentions." No, for me at least, paying for sex would ruin it. I'm after the relationship more than the physical acts. The fact that most American women won't date you, doesn't mean that they are not worth it, it means that YOU are not worth it.

old comment by Nic

Ok, I just have to play.
Avoid any woman that:

Experiments in bisexuality

Check. Well, it's not an experiment- I pretty much know what's gonna happen most of the time!

Has tramp stamps

Check. Assuming we're talking about tattoos.

Has children

Nope

Is a feminist

Of course.

Says anything about being a "Strong Woman"

No, that's cheesy. I am usually strong but I don't go around blathering about it.

Blames and projects all her problems on men

No, that's stupid and I don't know anyone who actually does this.

Lets you sleep with her earlier than 2 months into the relationship

Definitely, I'm not going to stay with someone I'm not compatible with, and how better to figure it out?

Says that career is the most important thing to her

Not the MOST important thing, but it's up there.

Says she wants a man to provide for her (duh, all women do, but if she says it, look out)

No fucking way, I stand on my own two feet.

Says she is looking for her prince

No, I find that creepy.

Is a vegetarian or environmentalist

No, and yes.

Plays any kind of testing games on you (see my earlier posts)

No, I don't play games and neither do most mature adults.

Yes, you will have WAY LESS dates, but why waste your time? IF you want sex, hire a sex worker, because most AW are not worth it and at least the sex worker is honest in her intentions."

And at least a lot of women will be spared the pain of dating you.

old comment by Matilde

Let´s be honest. At least fundies, when they claim they don´t want a career woman, they accept the price of supporting her and being "the perfect match for her". So, please, if you don´t want a woman with the third, fourth and fifth characteristic, plus, the one about career, the very following one doesn´t count, for it´s essential to compensate the fact that she can´t take care of herself. So, please, make up your mind. Besides, in which sense is a sex worker more honest than a feminist?, after all, if sex is all that counts, well, condition number seven doesn´t count either. Sex is not ALL about women, and it´s not a favour to grant on men. Angel Kaida, by the way, if you don´t have a carreer, and the only thing you´re in earth is to please your husband and raise the children for him, and base your very existence in it, if you don´t want women to speak her mind in front of men or govern if they have that capacity for the sake of a cromosome, in which sense you´re not a doormat?

old comment by Huffers

I felt the best quote from that article was:
"Look in the church. The divorce rate for christian couples is estimated to be less than 2%, a 25-fold reduction over the general population rate." Especially in light of this data: Religion % have been divorced Jews 30% Born-again Christians 27% Other Christians 24% Atheists, Agnostics 21% "Barna's results verified findings of earlier polls: that conservative Protestant Christians, on average, have the highest divorce rate, while mainline Christians have a much lower rate. They found some new information as well: that atheists and agnostics have the lowest divorce rate of all." Source: "Religious Tolerence.org" at: http://www.religioustolerance.org/chr_dira.htm Source: "Christians are more likely to experience divorce than are non-Christians," Barna Research Group, 1999-DEC-21, at: http://www.barna.org/cgi-bin/

old comment by lytefoot

Well, if you're on an internet dating site, you should certainly be honest about what you want. If what you want doesn't exist... well, that's your problem. You sure will save a lot of time.
Though, reading this, I suspect what he really wants is a woman willing to tie him up and walk on his balls in spike heels, and he's desperately afraid someone will find out... Huffers--the divorce rate statistics are misleading. Of course non-religious people have the lowest divorce rate, they feel the least pressure to marry. Of course conservative judeo-christians who are pressured by their families/churches/societies to marry have high divorce rates. (MMISPWOSO) It would certainly be interesting to see statistics on how many people are, for example, still with their first sex partner 10, 20, 30 years later in each group... probably much higher in the pressure-to-marry fundie groups.

old comment by NonProphet

Experiments in bisexuality

That's actually a plus in my book. But hey, to each his/her own.

Has tramp stamps

What?? Is that a reference to certain tattoos? I like ink. And piercings. A lot.

Has children

Not necessarily a bad thing. Depends on how many, how far apart, and if it's followed by "we don't need protection."

Is a feminist

Not a negative, in my opinion.

Says anything about being a "Strong Woman"

Also not a negative.

Blames and projects all her problems on men

Being male, this would probably kill my chances with her anyway. (But the OP blames his trouble on women...)

Lets you sleep with her earlier than 2 months into the relationship

Depends on the relationship. But usually, I follow this rule also.

Says that career is the most important thing to her

That's a bonus, actually.

Says she wants a man to provide for her (duh, all women do, but if she says it, look out)

I avoid this because I prefer someone who ignores the idea of 'traditional gender roles.' And the generalization you made is completely false.

Says she is looking for her prince

Not negative, just romantic (and obviously looking for long-term).

Is a vegetarian or environmentalist

I eat meat, but I'm also an environmental type. I see nothing wrong with either of those.

Plays any kind of testing games on you (see my earlier posts)

That depends - do you mean 'mind games,' looking for compatibility, or asking to see STD-testing results before getting intimate?

old comment by

Ok, how can you find a woman who has so many contradictory features?. If she is not career oriented, you can´t as well reject her on the basis that she wants a man to provide for her. And what about children?. With that line of reasoning, the human life would have ended. Bearing in mind that there are more widows than widowers, nobody would have children thinking that they would be left alone and destitute if something happened to them. Concerning the two months in the relationship..........well, you have a will on your dick, isn´t it?. You need TWO TO TANGO. But the cherry on top is the sex worker. So, if it´s all about sex, what´s the big deal?, just because she´s a sex worker, suddenly, all the problems and the circumstances asociated with sex disappear?. Either sex should be done according to guidelines or not. Not to have two sets of cuttlery, so to say, for every occasion.

“Avoid any woman that: Experiments in bisexuality”
Avoid me, i’m afraid of competition.

“Has tramp stamps”
Avoid me, i’m antifeminist.

“Has children”
Avoid me, unless you’ll dedicate your life to me.

“Is a feminist”
Avoid me, unless you’ll dedicate your life to OBEYING me.

“Says anything about being a "Strong Woman"”
Avoid me, unless you’ll dedicate your life to OBEYING me.

“Blames and projects all her problems on men”
Avoid me, you can’t cry on my shoulder.

“Lets you sleep with her earlier than 2 months into the relationship”
Wait, just don’t ASK to sleep with her for 2 months, dick.

”Says that career is the most important thing to her”
Avoid me, unless you’ll dedicate your life to me.

“Says she wants a man to provide for her (duh, all women do, but if she says it, look out)”
Wait, honesty (according to you) is a bad thing?

“Says she is looking for her prince”
Post on YOUR profile that HER profile should not say anything cheesy about romance…?
I suppose that’s a quick filter.

“Is a vegetarian or environmentalist”
Avoid me, I’m a Neanderthal and i likes it that way.

“Plays any kind of testing games on you (see my earlier posts)” .
Avoid me, unless you’ll dedicate your life to OBEYING me.

This is going to drive away anyone who’s been on two bad dates in their life.
And the other two women are probably not in your area.

Sounds like a win for all womankind.

ChicagoMan #fundie truthformen.blogspot.com

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