In addition, there will be countless multitudes of saints with Jesus in eternity. I think of the hundreds of millions of aborted babies who will be there. Satan tried to kill them all -- but he only planted them in God's kingdom! I also think of the millions of abandoned, murdered, starved children throughout the ages. Right now precious street orphans in Brazil are being murdered by police because their begging upsets the tourist trade. Officers get $25 for every such child they kill.
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"In addition, there will be countless multitudes of saints with Jesus in eternity. I think of the hundreds of millions of aborted babies who will be there."
Ick. What kind of paradise would it be if one was compelled to share it with piles of embryos?
" I think of the hundreds of millions of aborted babies who will be there. Satan tried to kill them all -- but he only planted them in God's kingdom!"
Then why is abortion WRONG!? You truly are an idiot, aren't you?
The rest sounds like lying for Jesus.
So there are millions of stillborn, premature, aborted and defect fetuses and embryos and infants in Paradise? And they have to crawl around with their deformed bodies for eternity?
Wow. I so want to go there.
I think of the hundreds of m
Why would Satan want to kill babies? I always thought it was his ntention to deceive people.
Right now precious street orphans in Brazil are being murdered by police because their begging upsets the tourist trade. Officers get $25 for every such child they kill.
Why don't you hop a flight to Brazil, and fill the plane with these "precious" orphans. Bring them back here, and take care of them. You know, provide the better life. Educate, protect, feed, clothe, etc.
What's that? No way!? Someone else can do that?
Wow. Feel that christian love!
Lying for jayzuz?
Yet, when all those "precious" South Americans come to your country, it's suddenly a very different story, isn't it?
>Satan tried to kill them all -- but he only planted them in God's kingdom!
Because Satan is obviously too dumb to figure that one out, but Wilkerson is much more clever than the silly old devil. Oh no!! Now that Wilkerson has said this, what if Satan reads his column and figures out that all those aborted babies are going to heaven?!? Now Satan will have to fight against abortion, since the only way he will get a shot at corrupting all of those souls is if they're actually born! And then some of those people won't be saved and will go to Hell! Silly David Wilkerson, now Satan will be pro-life and more people will go to Hell because of it! You weren't supposed to blab, and now Satan found out the secret! Turn in your secret decoder ring, Dave, you just shared top-secret info with the enemy!
But seriously, has anyone told the fundies that over half of all conceptions spontaneously abort? If we just say half, that means that for every person on the earth today, there will be at least one "person" in heaven who was never born. Let's take a round number like six billion. Of the people who ARE alive, let's be generous and say that two billion of them are actually saved, although that number is quite high, especially if you ask a lot fundies who think that everyone who worships differently than the church in their town is going to Hell, but let's just say that there are two billion saved Christians on the planet today. See where I'm going with this? It means that at least three-quarters of the population of heaven will be fetuses who were never born! While this isn't a valid argument against the "life begins at conception" claim, it certainly paints a different picture of heaven than the Chick tracts!
do you actually convince yourself of this bullshit, or do you just try to convince us of it?
and you know, according to your storybook, only 144,000 people will go to heaven. so apparently all those "babies" are burning in hell, along with everyone else whos died since Jesus filled his quota.
...but he only planted them in God's kingdom!
Not according to several christian sects.
I also think of the millions of abandoned, murdered, starved children throughout the ages.
Who generally wound up in that situation because their mothers lived in places and times where birth control and abortion was not available to them...
Right now precious street orphans in Brazil are being murdered by police because their begging upsets the tourist trade.
...like Brazil. Besides aren't these police just sending them to heaven anyway?
I think of the hundreds of millions of aborted babies who will be there.
David doesn't seem to have read Mark 16:16: "He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned." Scripture doesn't tell the status of unbaptized children. It is unknown. Catholics and other sects that baptize at birth believe it is required, and baptize at birth for that reason. "Believer's baptism" sects also believe it is required and don't know what happens to unbaptized children. They trust in God's mercy, but there isn't any scriptural support for it.
"Satan tried to kill them all -- but he only planted them in God's kingdom!"
"Satan tried to kill them all -- but he only planted them in God's kingdom". That makes it sorta sound like it would be better to be aborted than to be born into the world - which is controlled by Satan, right... But not really because if you pray to God he'll protect you from Satan... Even though you're down here on Earth where Satan is in control... Oh... Wait... Am I the only one who's confused?
*growls* Zygotes. Are. Not. Babies. For. Fucks. Sake! Besides, what kind of Paradise would it be with piles of fleshy, bloody goo everywhere? *Looks pointedly at Silent Hill*
"Officers get $25 for every such child they kill."
O rly? Source?
thats bullshit about paying them to kill orphans, but Brazilian cops ARE corrupt, and they DO kill people. unlike God-boy, i have proof, though.
http://www.thenausea.com/elements/Brasil/Brazil_bad_cops.wmv
(video of brazilian cops shooting a woman in the head in the street right after arresting her on suspicion of shoplifting)
"Right now precious street orphans in Brazil are being murdered by police because their begging upsets the tourist trade. Officers get $25 for every such child they kill."
If the OP even believes this to be true, then what does this say about fundies who have nothing better to protest than abortion and gay marriage? Wow, messed-up priorities.
Or maybe they die because they're abandoned, starved and ill-treated thanks to assholes like you, who think that they're better off in the afterlife?. For 25$, nobody does such a depicable thing.
{I think of the hundreds of millions of aborted babies who will be there. Satan tried to kill them all -- but he only planted them in God's kingdom! }
I know right? Get a free pass to eternal paradise. Abortion's the greatest injustice ever!
And all the children starving to death in Africa, because God forgot to provide food and water in Sahara.
If the street orphans in Brazil are so precious, why aren't you adopting a bunch of them? Put your money where your mouth is, stupid.
There's basically no way for a fundie to reasonably condemn abortion. There are three possibilities, assuming fundie God exists:
God sends aborted fetuses to Heaven, in which case abortion is a good thing.
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