Kent Hovind should Have paid his taxes. But then again Some “High up” People should get their heads out of their Ass-holes and realise that the world is coming to an end because of their self centered lifes. Im disgusted in the way people act. They do not realise that there life only consists of 80 years. If LUCKY.What Happens after that—maybe you become an african swallow?? NO
Shuldn’t You all realise that we were made to serve JESUS. Do his works??
Stop messing around. Things You do in this life echoes into eternity.
Your accountable
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hmm... a fundy using a Monty Python reference .... It really must be the end of times :-/
> What Happens after that
As Roy said:
"Vanish as tears in the rain... Time ...to die"
"Shouldn't you realize that we were made to serve ALLAH? Do his works??"
Yeah...and that's why I do not realize why I need to be a slave to your little messiah...the same reason why you fail to realize why you should be a slave to any other god that has ever reigned over public consciousness.
> "You do in this life echoes into eternity".
Hmm, but that will get you an entry ticket to Elysium, I bet that's not where this fundy wants to end up :D
Worm food. People who understand that and aren't so selfish as to want to live forever, just go with the flow and live this one life on this planet to the best of their ability.
You are so selfish you do what you do for the rewards you believe you are earning for after death.
Who is the most selfish? Those who do for their own personal rewards or do because it is right?
"Shuldn’t You all realise that we were made to serve JESUS. Do his works??"
You can make the works of Jesus anything you want them to be, like godly Kent did. .::snark::.
...and remember, when serving Jesus, you place from the right and you clear from the left. If he orders steak, remember to change the knife for the steak knife. If he goes for the fish, don't forget to change it for the fish knife. Don't make any stupid jokes about water and wine. Remember, he's usually a good tipper - why, Judas got thirty pieces of silver out of him just last week.
Your accountable
My accountable what?
KGB, you build to your climax and then yank down your shorts and show us your dingle. Bad form chap.
Read the sentences above again and notice how the word "your" is used. I used it three times just for you. HINT: the way you did it is totally fucked up.
KGB?
You, sir, are late.
It is the FSB now.
Your fear of death is a psychological issue you need to come to grips with.
I wonder what fear will Christians use once our geneticists have conquered old age? That is the true reason they tend to be against any tech involving DNA.
"Stop messing around. Things You do in this life echoes into eternity."
Fundie idiot or not, I liked this quote.
"Shuldn’t You all realise that we were made to serve JESUS. Do his works??"
Wasn't Jeebus made to save our asses from damnation? Make up your 'tarded, illiterate minds, would ya?
"...What Happens after that
maybe you become an african swallow??"
I'll forego the oral sex joke that this sentence begs and merely comment that I think you have confused a form of reincarnation (transmigration, to be precise) with evolution. But, that's not surprising; you sound like someone whose legal residence is in the State of Confusion.
80 years is pretty ok for me. And anyway, if everything is reduced to "be in the winning team", or, the best, do Jesus's works, Hovind should have thought that, before stealing us(or shouldn't he get accountable too?)
Why did you Capitalize the first Letter of Random Words in that Post? It's just Weird, Don't you Think? Oh wait, You're (which Reminds me -- Learn the difference between "your" and "You're") a Fundie. You have No Choice but to Not Think.
Why would I want to serve Jesus? Jesus doesn't offer health care, paid vacation time, or anything worth remotely anything. That and he's a lousy tipper, from all accounts.
We were meant to serve someone who doesn't show himself? Not buying it.
Anyways, he's got a point, lets all stop paying our taxes. I'm sure military, cops, and any protection would love to work for free.
The same tired old crap... Reminds me of the story of the brilliant scientist who toiled for many years to build a marvellous, life-like robot. The second after he activated the machine, it fell to it's knees and began to worship him. It did nothing else. Other scientists who came to see the wonder of his creation were left thinking what a pointless waste of time all of his efforts were...
If I made something to serve me, I would install a failsafe so if it did something I didn't want it to, it would promptly stop.
If we were made so serve Jesus, and your god is smarter than me, why am I not serving Jesus?
Am I missing something here?
Since when did "3 score and 10" equal 80?
The least KGB can do is to have the decency to drop dead at the right time, rather than waste our Oxygen for 10 more years...
"Shuldn’t You all realise that we were made to serve JESUS."
No. We shouldn't.
Isn't it extremely self-centered to not pay your taxes? Taxes goes to the welfare of people and the upkeep of common property.
Shouldn't you realize that we were made to serve Baal?
My accountable what? I seriously hope that English is not your first language.
Confused?
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