you know water balloons ,instead of water fill it with pig's blood
maybe keep a small one in your house if islam really comes to america.
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Stupid fundie. Not only has a Muslim who is forced into touching anything derived from a pig not sinned, but that would still be assault, and you would deservedly get your ass charged for it. And I'd love to see how they'd deal with people like that if the US became a Sharia-following theocracy (which ain't happening) like you seem to think it will..."it says here on the police report you committed blasphemy..."
Oh, and Feel The Christian Love.
Yes because the quran says:
11:7 And the swine, though he divide the hoof, and be clovenfooted, yet he cheweth not the cud; he is unclean to you.
11:8 Of their flesh shall ye not eat, and their carcase shall ye not touch; they are unclean to you.
Oh! Wait, that's the Bible, Sorry.
;)
Yes, if Hindus come you throw should throw cow's blood. First we will be disgusted. Then we will be pissed off. Do you know how difficult it is to remove bloodstains?
Then we will kick your ass. Cause frankly you deserve it.
@Cap'n Mel: "Ooh, pig's blood! Just like in Carrie!"
Yeah! Just like in--oh, wait..
Oh. Shit.
O_O
I hear it also keeps Muslims away to smear yourself with shit, hit your forehead repeatedly with a frying pan, and stand in a public place while shouting "I am a fundie idiot who will believe anything."
Muslims will probably avoid you then. Try it and tell me how that works.
Instead of pig's blood, which is hard to obtain unless you live in Iowa or are on good terms with a friendly butcher, use menstrual blood. The bible says that it's so clearly unclean that even touching a menstruating woman is an abomination, so it will work not only on Islamists but also on your fellow fundifucktards and those pesky Orthodox Jews should they decide to break into your house and beat you with a Torah.
Just remember not to fill them with any more than a few pints of your blood, then, or else you'll suffer vascular collapse. If you need more, just bleed some off your sister-wife.
By your god, your right!
Maybe you should keep a bucket full of balloons in each room. You never know when the attack will come. Also you should paint a pig blood cross on your doors, in fact, paint your entire house in pigs blood, that will keep them away.
Oh and don't forget to keep one of those balloons around your neck, just in case you run into a Muslim in town or something.
Uhhhhhhhh...why would I torturously murder a pig to drain its blood? If anyone, Muslim or not, tries to break into my house and harm me, I will simply shoot them. I do not think that there is any particular religion that renders you incapable of being penetrated by a flying projectile.
It's a simple little gig!
All you have to do is kill this pig!
Great book, OK movie, (Great when compared to other Stephen King based movies) terrible musical.
I like the idea of menstruating warriors! Imagine Xena, Mu Lan and Boudica all with PMS!
If memory serves, the Bible also have a problem with pigs. You should stay away from that blood as well.
What do you mean with "if islam really comes to america"? First off, it's "Islam" and "America", stupid. Second, there are already Muslims in America, just as there are Jews, Buddhists, atheists, etc. Thirdly, you have more in common with Muslims, than you have with atheists.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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