i felt god when i was 17. it was great. i had a big religious experience that changed my life. basically what i discovered was that i was god.
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The connotations of the first two sentences amused me a little, but I thought "meh, just the usual fundie testimony, nothing unusual" ... and then that last sentence suddenly came out of the blue. WTF!
God knows all. He couldn't 'Discover' that he was god, 'cuz that would mean he'd forgotten who he was.
Redhunter: That would only fly if he specifically claimed to be the christian god. Zeus, for example, didn't know everything. But considering the cultural settings, it's probable that he means the christian one. And if he thinks he's god, let him go and walk on water. That should be a piece of cake for him.
Okay, you see, you didn't feel G- wait, what the fuck?
NotMe: Yeah, I was thinking with my Holy Bible on, since christians are the ones who say stupid stuff most of the time. You are right, I did assume.
"Is NationStates ALL nutty Christo-fascists?"
Is he a Satanist, or delusional?
So, basically, until 17 you had no idea who you were and now you believe you are an omnipotent, omniscient deity who should have known who he was at any age but apparently did not.
I play Nation States, and judging by the characters you see on the forums, it'd be my guess that he's just fucking around a bunch. Maybe fundie, maybe just a guy with an NS superiority complex. Who knows? :)
"You told me, 'God made the World.'"
No, you're not, and don't even pretend to be. We won't buy it.
He apparently believes he's better than Jesus, Mohammed, etc. Except some guy named Lugh...Gorias seems quite obsessed with Lugh
Actually I think he might be telling the truth...I'm fairly certain that if you waited until you were SEVENTEEN to flog your dolphin for the first time, and actually SURVIVED the colossal energy release, that it would FORCE apotheosis and you would, yourself, become a god....In fact, the apocalypse will be caused by none other than a man so fat that he hasn't beat it in the thirty-odd years he's lived...the resultant explosion will cause reality to unravel at the quantum level...but we can all take solace in the knowledge that for a brief split second that guy had the ULTIMATE orgasm....he experienced the DOOMGASM
I think he licked a funny stamp. Or ate some interesting mushrooms.
At least, that's how my dad used to get close to God.
> i felt god when i was 17.
> basically what i discovered was that i was god.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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