They have a class for this?
It's REEEEEALLY BAD PR to talk about those "other lifestyle choices" when you're attempting to get societal approval of your already morally degenerate lifestyle; why make it worse by admitting that pedophilia, hebephilia and ephebophilia (see sod, I do listen in class), as well as other unmentionable acts are a part of the homosexual lifestyle?
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Maybe because they are as much part of the homosexual lifestyle (argh I hate that term, makes it seem like something people choose to do) as they are of the heterosexual lifestyle, being that it's only a small minority that indulges in it?
No, just no. See, your comment is built upon the bullshit assumption that homosexual relationships are the same as relationships with a child or a minor underage, ignoring the fact that minors are not of the capacity to give full informed legal consent as an adult would, and that pedophilia (and the others) can be heterosexual as well. Therefore, upon the bullshit base that is your implied assumption, you've managed to spawn, yep, yet more bullshit, and to top it off, you've included that trademark ultra-conservative bitterness and vitriol, making any valid point, if you had one, completely lost onto any self-respecting intellectual who doesn't enjoy pawing through a textual garbage bin.
pedophilia, hebephilia and ephebophilia (see sod, I do listen in class)
Oh, so THAT'S where fundies learn about all of these different sex practices that they seem to know about. They teach this stuff in fundamentalist classrooms. I was always wondering how supposedly anti-porn fundies know so much about things seen in the darker, shadier side of porn and how supposedly anti-gay fundies know so much about things seen in gay porn. Only two problems: porn=/=reality and things gays can do can usually be done by straight people too.
You haz a class on how to have sex with kids ? Thats frankly disgusting.
Unmentionable acts ? what spell prevents you from mentioning rimming and anal sex. ?
straight people can do them too. Gay guys cant do vaginal sex though, so heterosex has one more hole to use, yay, heterosex wins.
Forgot to mention Golden showers and coporophagia although either sex can do both.
This one time, in pedophilia class... wait, what?
I hope the FBI knows about this "class."
Even if it was strictly limited to the "homosexual lifestyle", why is ephebophilia even considered a problem? Oh no, adult women/men find fourteen to sixteen year olds particularly attractive! It can't possibly be because they're young, physically developed, and attractive can it? It isn't as though an army of ephebophiles, unable to control their lust, are running around raping teens.
Brainwashing*, torture**, and murder*** are part of the Christian lifestyle. Yet "culture warriors" openly admit their Christianity without any apparent disapproval.
* Religious homeschooling, the Quiverfull movement, doomsday cults
** Inquisition, witch trials, the Pearls
*** Crusades, witch-hunts (again), various "pro-life" shootings and bombings.
Here we go again....
(To the tune of 'Bringing In The Sheaves')
"LYING FOR THE LAWD,
LYING FOR THE LAWD,
OH PRAISE GAWD I'M LYYYYING
LYING FOR THE LAAAAWWWWWWWDDDD!"
@dionysus
I'm with ya on that one....
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....I DON'T want to see fundies private sex lives. If I wanted to, I'd watch "Swap AVI"....which I don't.
Sure, it's part of some anti-gay rant that confuses genetic tendencies with lifestyle choices, but look on the bright side: there are other people out there who appear to know the difference between pedophilia, hebephilia, and ephebophilia. I haven't seen someone like that in a while.
You left pederasty, bestiality, and mopery out of your bullshit conflation. You also forgot to mention the degenerate practice of replacing the backyard barbecue (an Amurican Institution!) with wine and cheese parties. "F" for the day!
Someone thinks they know it all, apart from the difference between Paedodphilia and being gay.
Paedophiles tend to be straight
Gays tend to be mainly males who fancy consenting males, with a lower percentage of females who fancy consenting females falling into the Lesbian category.
Wasn't that Christian polygamist piece of shit, Warren Jeffs, just convicted of sexual abuse of girls between the ages of 12 and 15? Unfortunately, he's just one of many.
This is a real event with real victims and here you focus on slandering gays with your imaginary rantings?
Someone is in dire need of a reality check.
Wait. Are pedophilia, hebephilia and ephebophilia even acts? I thought they are preferences. And what's so bad about hebephilia? Isn't that, like, natural? Pff, americans...
First you admit that child molestation, rape, adultery and polygamy are part of the heterosexual lifestyle, then lets see where we go from there.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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