"Someone is "spoofing" our email address and sending out tons of trashy SPAM email using our email address. It is not coming from demonbuster.com. We send the Judgment of God to this person/persons, and ask the Lord to do whatever it takes to stop the unGodly spoofer, and to bring them to Jesus Christ. You can help us to do Spiritual Warfare in this."
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Oh noes! Your computer has been infected with spam daemons! Exorcise the computer quick! Otherwise it'll turn into a fully fledged hellgate, spawning more spam and viral daemons into your computer and spread it to all your christian brethren! And in the worst case scenario, you'll end up possessed as well, and the only way to get rid of all the daemons would be to throw yourself out of a window!
.... or just get a proper hosting service with a spam filter for email... make your pick.
Demonbesters it stupid, but is this re*lly any different from me saying, "god fuck the address spoofers, and the admins that don't turn off NDRs"?
"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."
"Judge not, lest ye be judged."
"Go forth and sin no more."
That Jesus guy, he's so wacky, eh? Obviously this is a trial sent by your Lord and Master to test your faith. Just shut your eyes, bend over, and hold on tight to your pillow while real people take care of business.
It is not coming from demonbuster.com.
You can help us to do Spiritual Warfare in this.
Excuse me? Spiritual Warfare? Is this when you make a corna and "Shenennnna Nennna" noises at people?
There appears to be an infestation of the dreaded MIDI demon on their page too. Lord, in the name of your son Jesus I bind the MIDI demons and cast them out!!!!
Fuck. There is no mute option anywhere on that site :-(
And dear god - they want to sell you SKIN CARE OR MAKEUP PRODUCTS. And their house.
Well, there's nothing but trash on your website, sooooo....
I say it's poetic justice.
It's a sign from God. He's displeased that Christians are using de interwebs to spew misinformation, hatred, and flat-out stupidity in His name.
Your site will not be the first to feel His wrath and it will not be the last.
Repent...the end is nigh.
Well, that's the best laugh I've had today.
I was unaware that The Almighty ran an IT Helpdesk. I wonder if he pays more than my current employer?
Beeblebrox wrote:
For a second there, I thought you were talking about my date last night.
Frank sez:
That IS silly! Everyone knows it's Chemosh who does a kick-ass job on windows. Only one christian baby sacrifice required, too--a bargain at twice the price.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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