I went through a deliverance session recently where parts were found (very young-age 3) who were taken to Jesus but could not see him because of unbelief. Initially a demon called destiny was holding it and it was disguised as a false Jesus and was removed. The parts were taken to safety etc. but I did not really understand the unbelief , is it because of the young age of the parts? peace romans 37
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I think we have a full-fledged, World of Woo assimilation here (We are the Christians. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.)
In the great tradition that made a pantheon of gods into a pantheon of "saints", and the glomming of Easter, I think this huckster ministry has harnessed the brain-sucking power of pseudo-psych "regression". If I'm right, "parts" refers to unresolved and whiney bits of the "inner child". The rest is pure mummery that would make a carnival fortune teller proud.
Besides, I think he/she has mistaken "Fake Jan" for "false Jesus"
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The parts were taken to safety, etc.,
I really hope that doesn't mean what it sounds like it means.
...And the bezan shall be huge and black, and the eyes thereof red with the blood of living creatures, and the whore of Babylon shall ride forth on a three-headed serpent, and throughout the lands, there'll be a great rubbing of parts. Yeeah ...
The thread is short but sweet. You got fake Jesus, white Jesus, Black Jesus, and SRA (Sexual Ritual Abuse). What more could you ask for?
If you're going to refer to little children as something so dehumanizing as "parts" then I don't want to hear any bitching when I support a woman's right to choose. After all, abortion is just the removal of extra parts, right?
@ breakerslion: I think you have hit the nail n the head in ref to "parts".
Reading the thread, it looks like they call them "alters" as well. I guess "alters" is something like MPD?
That whle site is one epicl LOLWUT
"I went through a deliverance session recently"
Is that, like, where you go rafting in Arkansas until some toothless hillbilly anally rapes you while you squeal like a pig?
(Cue banjo music)
Doctor Who, series two, episode - 'The Girl in the Fireplace':
Clockwork Man - 'We did not have the right parts.'
[Sorry if my quotes were inexact.]
romans37 is discussing upgrading the church's computers, apparently. Yeah, 3 years seems to be the time frame of the upgrade cycle.
And they change the memory architecture every time, so your old DIMMs won't work.
If I'm wrong, then durka durka hurrrr.
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Wait, so young children are nothing but "parts", yet a fetus qualifies for personhood?
Yes, well, that was before the church elders decided they needed a personal organ bank.
All righty, I will translate this--but it is no less batshit translated!
The OP, romans37, went through an exorcism type ritual ("deliverance session") in which he discovered fractured personalities within himself that were three years old (these are the "parts" he's talking about). This 3-year-old part of himself was "broken" because it did not believe in Jesus, due to being in the clutches of a demon, so the exorcist had to oust the demon in order to free the "parts" and send them to Jesus.
Um... parts were found? Parts of a child? WTF?
"The parts were taken to safety etc. "
I hope that doesn't mean "hidden in the shed deep in the woods behind my house."
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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