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I hope my mind works better in Heaven, because I'm booted up with a chip missing as it is now!!

frodo, reckon they'll have NASCAR? That's a Southern thing (knowing you are from GA, as I am). I like to think all Southern things will be in Heaven, as this is sometimes known as "God's country." Who was it that said how surprised some folks would be when they got to Heaven and were met by St. Peter, who would greet them by saying, "Y'all get in the pickup, we're goin' up to th' big house." ?

Heavenly food will be Southern fare, too -- fried okra, fried squash, biscuits 'n gravy, sweet tea, lemonade, turnip greens, sweet corn, home grown tomatoes, cole slaw, barbecue, banana pudding, strawberry cobbler, strawberry shortcake, peach cobbler, blackberry cobbler, homemade vanilla ice cream . . . and all calorie, fat, and carbohydrate free!!

Heavenly music will be bluegrass gospel (Southern specialty). Y'all are in for an eternal treat!!

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