[Did Adam & Eve have belly buttons?]
Yes, they had belly buttons, so the children would not be confused at a later date. They were outies at at first, because they were focused outward toward God, but at the fall, they became inwardly focused and sin pulled those buttons right in.
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I rarely laugh at these fundie quotes anymore... Usually they just make me a little sad at the state of humanity.
This one's so absurd and harmless that it made me giggle a little though. Even if it's a poe.
Okay I don't normally like it when you post something from RR that isn't insulting to other Christians, non-believers, other faiths, or political or arrogant, but I have to admit that this one is just plain weird!
Your evidence for this would be...what, exactly? Also, what about people today with outie belly buttons? Are they all Christians? I know a woman whose kids are both outies, and they're Jewish.
belly buttons...the SIN indicator.
@ Amanda
then they must be sinless, so they don't need salvation after all.
ROTFLMFAO!
Yeah, I'm sure you were right there, "Valerie" (if that is your real name). Where does the "inerrant word of God" make these statements? You know what God does to people who embellish the Bible, don't you? Hell, Burn, Sizzle...
"What did you pull that shit out of? No, wait, i know where shit comes from... "
The bellybutton, obviously.
Did...you scream pulling that out of your ass? I mean...ye gods...also, if man had a bellybutton, then God had one too, what with us being in his image and all. So...who's God's Mom?
"so the children would not be confused at a later date"
AND THEN GOD CREATED THE GRAND CANYON TO LOOK LIKE IT WAS SLOWLY GROUND AWAY BY WATER, AND HE STUFFED DINOSAUR BONES INTO THE GROUND
AND IT WAS GOOD AND LOGICAL AND CONSISTENT.
Wow!
I can't help but imagine what these people might actually be capable of if they would just let go of their silly superstitions and insensibly constructed castles of air.
I mean, someone, somewhere has put in real effort in formulating answers to these kinds of non-questions, and at first glance they might actaully pass as good explanations. Completely bonkers of course, but still plausible to people actually believing in that kind of nonsense.
Oh yeah, and I have an innie - guess that makes me an ebil sinner. Cool! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to leave the office now to go fornicate a couple of schoolgirls whilst having them fellating a sheep. It's all part of my ebil atheist daily agenda.
Poe's Law. (Per urban dictionary, someone please correct them if they're misquoting.) "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
bwahahahahahahahaaaaaa
hehehe.
he.
ah, hilarity.
“Yes, they had belly buttons, so the children would not be confused at a later date.”
“They were outies at at first, because they were focused outward toward God,”
“but at the fall, they became inwardly focused and sin pulled those buttons right in.”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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