Humans wrote the bible claiming they were inspired by God. Prove it was God who wrote it instead.
That's true, they did. But they actually were, so their claims were true.
Proof - if the Bible is not breathed out by God, we can't know anything about God. And if we can't know anything about God, we can't know anything at all.
If you doubt this, please tell me one thing you know for sure and how you know it.
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We don't know anything about God, really. We don't even have any evidence of his, or any other gods', existence.
I know for sure that I'm sitting by my desk in front of my computer writing this. I know because can feel my buttocks and thighs against the chair, the table under my arms and the keys under my fingers.
All other religious texts are also said to be inspired by their god(s), and their claims have equal merit with your claims.
Ah, Rhology. IIRC, he was banned from Pharyngula several years ago for spouting the same circular logic time and time again, and his anti-abortion lack of critical thinking stance. Nice to see he hasn't changed at all.
He can be amusing if you like facepalming.
if the Bible is not breathed out by God, we can't know anything about God. And if we can't know anything about God, we can't know anything at all.
WOW!! Holy fallacy Batman!
That's not just your normal circular logic, that's totally mega-epic circular logic! It's a spinning top of circular logic.
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Give this man a prize!
"It's really real because it's real, dammit!"
This is so wobbly that it's a stretch to call it circular logic.
"Proof - if the Bible is not breathed out by God, we can't know anything about God. And if we can't know anything about God, we can't know anything at all.
If you doubt this, please tell me one thing you know for sure and how you know it."
I know the password to God's source code.
It's 'Password'.
And that's why Dr. Stuart Ashen - a.k.a. 'Internet Cunt' - is one of my heroes.
Smartarses of the world unite!
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Why didn't your 'God' know about those Iron Chariots in Judges 1:19? Therefore your 'God' doesn't know everything .
So thank you for admitting that the Bible is nothing more than the drug-fuelled ramblings of a bunch of Bronze Age goatfuckers with ideas above their stations. And a philosophical question has been answered.
@ Citizen Justin
I am eating a pepperami sausage. I know this because I have it in my hand as I type.
I suspect Rhology had a "sausage" in his other hand as he typed, also.
I know for sure I'm black, cause I can see my brown skin and nappy hair when I look in the mirror in the morning.
A mirror helped me with that, not your sky daddy.
*Alencon*
"If you doubt this, please tell me one thing you know for sure and how you know it."
I know for certain that I exist and I know it because I have consciousness. Cogito, ergo sum.
I know for sure that I do not know everything.
I know this because [insert literally any factoid that I do not currently have knowledge of].
Your argument lies in shambles.
"If you doubt this, please tell me one thing you know for sure and how you know it.
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I know Allah is the real god because the koran says so.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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