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This is my last post here. I am finished with you.

You are the least of all the children. Practitioners of deceit, your souls are the devils playground. Your inequity permeates every syllable off your forked tongues; your lie is the only vestige of light left in you.

You have wasted everything of value and seeded ignorance as repayment. You are slaves to the darkness, open doorways for evil. You have rejected that which protects and heals you, now your life is in the hands of RUIN.

HIS day will come as a thief in the night. Repent now before its too late.

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old comment by The L

fatherfigure: "You are the least of all the children."

Jesus: "Whatsoever you do unto the least of My children, that you do unto me."

fatherfigure: "Practitioners of deceit, your souls are the devils playground. Your inequity permeates every syllable off your forked tongues; your lie is the only vestige of light left in you."

Jesus: "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."

fatherfigure: "You have wasted everything of value and seeded ignorance as repayment. You are slaves to the darkness, open doorways for evil. You have rejected that which protects and heals you, now your life is in the hands of RUIN."

Jesus: "Judge not, lest ye be judged."

Damn, you suck at this whole "following Christ" thing, FF.

old comment by WWWWolf

> ...HIS day will come as a thief in the night. Repent now before its too late.

Thus intoned - and shortly thereafter departed among lengthening shadows of eve - the self-styled lover of divine righteousness, never quite answering the most burning of the questions that once drew him among the gathered motley crowd, leaving behind but a collection of verbose accusations and grandiose vilification. And, having failed to convince anyone, he was never spoken of since, nor was he mostly remembered either.

One by one, the remaining debaters shrugged and continued their somber discussion in the wide forum of ancient marble, with the same keen looks on their face, the same spark of intellectual analysis returning to their minds after the uncomfortable pause. And their words were analysed and discussed, points and counterpoints offered; the debate continued without a worry. And Logic and Rationality and the Spirit of Unfettered, Open-minded Debate held illimitable dominion over all.

TL;DR: Other people can use floral words too.

"You refuse to accept dictated mythology and false doctrines at face value, therefore you've only wasted my time and it can only be the confirmation that you are the personification of everything I hate and evil! I have no more arguments, so take these frivolous threats! I only do this because I love you!"

(May soon be back, audience dependency)

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