Dawkins then wandered outside and began to talk randomly to passersby, saying more obvious things about Islam, but once again needlessly bashing Christianity and Judaism. He then soiled his trousers and stared blankly at a parking meter for nearly 5 minutes. When a pedestrian stopped to ask him if he was okay, he responded, "I don't know where I am", at which point he sucked in his own drool and soiled his trousers a second time.
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He then soiled his trousers and stared blankly at a parking meter for nearly 5 minutes. When a pedestrian stopped to ask him if he was okay, he responded, "I don't know where I am", at which point he sucked in his own drool and soiled his trousers a second time.
This was very obviously god's doing. Strange how the eternal supreme being never got past elementary school and the mentality of a six year old.
Then Jesus popped out of nowhere, flashed some jazz hands, and shouted, "The Aristocrats!"
Stay classy, Christians. Or at least, the crazy people who have co-opted the religion.
So, what's your point? You do realize that we don't worship Dawkins, right? A lot of people just find that some of what he's said to be quite good. A lot of people also find that some of what he's said is quite awful, as well. Some of us have not particularly paid much attention to him in the first place.
The difference is that we discuss his ideas, not make up ad hominem attacks. Perhaps you could try that, instead?
DrRazark, I really think some of these people think Dawkins is something like the official leader and Pope of the Church Of Atheism and we all believe he's infallible.
It's like they're in a religion, so they think everything else is a religion as well. (Might sound crazy, but I've heard atheism called a religion quite a lot.)
@KingOfRhye
That's exactly what's going on. Fundies only understand religion so they can only understand other things by twisting them into a religion.
Their response to evolution read like an attack on an enemy religion, not a criticism of an incorrect theory. They confuse evolution with the big bang because the book of genesis has the fundie story of the origin of planets and stars and plants and animals.
@KingOfRhye
Yeah, I understand that. They can't conceive that a person can have no religion and no absolute authority figure. That's why they're always saying atheists worship Dawkins/Darwin/Satan/science/Big Bang/ourselves/etc. It can make it quite frustrating to talk to them.
@Mister Spak
Pardon me, but I'm just going to have to disagree with you on that.
...then MuggleBorn woke up on his keyboard, now ruined by drool; impressions of the 'R, T, Y, U, F, G, H, J, C, V, B, N' keys on his cheek, then followed through on his second fart, soiling his trousers upon the sad realisation that it had all been a dream .
Okay, I do not care for Dawkins at all, but this hatefic was just poorly written. 0/10, would not recommend,
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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