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[The background; a British great-grandmother has been sentenced to a hundred hours Community Service after being found guilty of '...sending an indecent or grossly offensive letter' claiming 'Muslims worship Satan in the guise of Allah' to Manchester Islamic High School for Girls along with an accompanying twenty-three page Chick Tract entitled 'Is Allah like You?' She admitted sending over fifty similar letters on previous occasions and said she intended sending more]

So according to this British judge it is "crossing the line" and "harming others" to share the gospel of Jesus Christ with them. Get ready America, this ideology has infected the liberals in this country and they are chomping at the bit to start fining and jailing Christians for their faith. The name of Jesus Christ is an offense to these evil Satanic minions and they want His name and all traces of Him wiped off the earth. Sadly, they actually believe they can silence Jesus when the bible says that if man didn't do it, then the very rocks would cry out and declare His glory. Lunatic liberal judges, radical Islam, nothing will stop the gospel of Jesus Christ from being preached to the entire world! Glory to God Almighty!!!

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old comment by Kadorhal

"So according to this British judge it is "crossing the line" and "harming others" to share the gospel of Jesus Christ with them."

No, it isn't. The gospel said nothing about "also all muslims are satanists so kill or threaten to kill them on sight", no matter how much certain jackasses (see above) misinterpret specific words in a completely different verse so they can claim Jesus of all fucking people was filled with hate like they are.

You can still share the gospel all you want. People don't like putting up with it simply because you seem physically incapable of doing it without being offensive know-it-alls that are less interested in "saving" people as you are in rubbing your own "saved" status in the faces of people you believe won't ever be "saved" themselves.

And speaking of:
@Dumb Fuck Jerry
"in violation of 1 Tim 2:12."

Look, dipshit, you outright agreed with another fundie who [b]added to the Bible[/b]. Quit pretending you follow everything said in the Bible without cherry-picking - the only verses you give a shit about are the ones that justify your raging misogyny and your gigantic unwarranted ego, every part that doesn't can burn for all you care.
Now kindly get your worthless ass off our fucking website. We don't want you around, and you're not making any progress in "saving" any of us because of that whole blatantly-false preordained "Elect" thing that makes proselytizing and the entire concept of sin and forgiveness entirely goddamned pointless.

old comment by Anon-e-moose

Those who are of the Church of Malta - one of the earliest established Christian churches - refer to God as Allah.

The lingua franca of the middle east in Biblical times was Aramaic. 'Elah' is Aramaic for 'God'.

Elah. Allah. Hmmmmmm, interesting.

PROTIP: The highest court in the UK is the House of Lords, which includes bishops & archbishops from the Protestant Church of England; the same clergy who dropped their opposition to the S-SM Bill in Parliament at that time, thus it passed & became law a few years ago. Romans 13:1-5, and all that jazz.

The C-of-E clergy includes Professors of Theology.

Not seeing those clergy peers in the House of Lords fighting over themselves to overturn the decisions of said 'Lunatic liberal judges', so unless you're prepared to join the not (C)Rapture-accepting Church of England, go to Theological College, then conform to what the General Synod says, then hang around in the hope that you're awarded a Peerage, take up your seat in the House of Lords and question the decisions of judges, then I'm afraid there's less than fuck all you can do about it, Raptards.

@Hasn't Argued The Toss With Dr. Buzz Aldrin Jerry

"There are still true Christians preachers in England, and even in Scotland"

...who, you?

http://www.fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=115259&Page=2#1894250

Not seeing you presenting proof that you've argued the toss with Dr. Buzz Aldrin face-to-face, so I guess you're not a True Christian, thus you've admitted that you, your Bible, and therefore your 'God' are liars.

old comment by Amadan

@ Anon-e-moose:

"PROTIP: The highest court in the UK is the House of Lords, which includes bishops & archbishops from the Protestant Church of England; the same clergy who dropped their opposition to the S-SM Bill in Parliament at that time, thus it passed & became law a few years ago. Romans 13:1-5, and all that jazz."

Akshully, that's wrong on two counts:

- since 2009, the highest court in the UK judicial system is the Supreme Court.

- before that (since 1876), it was the Appellate Committee of the House of Lords, which comprised only senior judges. Other members of the House of Lords (such as bishops and eccentric gentlemen with tweed suits, bad teeth and collapsing mansions in the country) did not get to hear or vote on appeals. See here.

None of which affects the fact that RR constitutes a unique resource of idiots.

old comment by Mimic Octopus

Jerry, I posted this before, but I do not think that you responded, and you certainly did not learn the lesson, so here we go again:

Jerry, the Bible is an anthology of books in many genres, written over centuries, edited for millenia. It documents a radical change over time in the views and believes of God, and was written in a time that differs from ours in more than just philosophy. No one can literally follow everything in the Bible.
If anything, you are the false Christians, for you ignore the historical and literary context, you make no attempt to actually figure out how to apply the lessons of history into the modern time, you ignore the core message of the man you claim to follow, you reduce the Bible to confirm and conform to your personal bigotry. Like every other Christian, you make a selection - and you are the ones who pick the worst parts. Therefore, it is in your own interest for you to just leave.

I do not know whether you are genuine or an atheist idiot who tries to parody or discredit Christianity, but here, all you could accomplish is making the "false Christians" appear sane in comparison to the vast majority of posters. A good hatemonger, whether he wants to convert or radicalise, goes not after those who are already established as outside of his group, but after those who are insecure.

old comment by hedgehog

Jerry

"Correct. Because that's what it is. Second-rate. As in, a second-rate country. With second-rate people. With second-rate culture. With no civil rights. At one time, it was the UK that was a bastion of Christianity and a leader in the world. Now it's neither, and it's nothing".

Second rate country with second rate people.....hmmmmm i'm sorry but i cannot quite hear you over the fact we score higher in the annual Global Peace Index, the fact that we have a second to none, best in the world (as per the WHO survey this year)health service, have given the world democracy, a scientific and industrial revolution, have led, and are still MASSIVE contributors in science. Then there is our "second rate culture." What you mean like Shakespear, Dickens, Bronte, Woolf, Pratchett, Elgar, Vaughn Williams, Britten etc. Not to mention the BBC proms season, Glastonbry, Reading and Leeds.(All world class events BTW) And no civil rights you say, please tell me more about how frightend people are of your police (I assume you are an ignorant American, because the Americans here are all educated, decent people who dont spout racist bollocks to a country that has been your best freind for many many years!) As for us leading the world, we are doing very nicely in Enginnering, Physics, Biosciences, buisiness and the arts, thank you very much.

We may only be an island in the N. Atlantic But we have and still do punch well above our weight!

In short

Fuck you Jerry

From everyone here in the UK

old comment by StoneSpiral

I think people are going overboard on both sides. Muslims who do shitty things should be called out for it, but cosntantly nitpicking on Muslims who have done nothing is hardly the way to go about it.

Apparently some Muslim men have even been dismissed from charges because they 'didn't know' it was wrong to rape girls. Because many madrasas, even in the UK and US, are teaching them that women are not worth anything. They called it 'cultural differences'.

I'm not into racism, the color of a persons skin means little to me except as an evolutionary curiosity. But there *are* cultures that are superior. Those that have anything close to a legal second class citizen are cultures that are more worthless than cultures without legal second class citizens. Islam is a religious system with a political streak and it has legal second class citizenry. Therefore, it needs to be done away with, or at least tamed like your average modern Western Christianity.

old comment by Scratch

@Jerry

Why are you even hear? You're not proselytizing enough to be trying to convert us. Are you just here to lord over your religion cos you think we're a bunch of 'heathens' who'll all burn in hell? If so, check your bible, cos I'm pretty sure there's something in there against that. Pride, after all, is considered one of the worst of sins, but you wouldn't know that would you?

Also, England is second rate? What the hell does that make America? Our school system is awful, as is our justice and healthcare systems. We spend a truly disgusting amount of money on defense. And people like you raise hue and cry whenever we try to give other people some rights they deserve as humans.

Oh, and if your answer is 'America is a christian nation' then let me preemptively Treaty Of Tripoli you.

@#1894962
What? No? Are you okay? A jump like that should give you whiplash. When was the last time someone was beheaded in the street and nobody did anything about it? Did I miss something?

old comment by Anon-e-moose

@Second-rate religion Jerry

I refer you to this, from the same thread on Ruptured Retards:

http://rr-bb.com/showthread.php?198774-Christian-gran-68-sentenced-to-community-service-for-calling-Muslims-satanic&s=3fa3ce4427a14c7d2b987fbc4ade5b90&p=2585544#post2585544

@Scrum

'Is it good to win the argument and lose the soul?'

Because unless you can prove that you've made just one convert in FSTDT to your way of thinking, then I'm afraid you've not only lost the argument, you're also losing the 'Spiritual War' by your continually driving away people from your 'Jesus', thus your 'Biblical Christianity is dying. And the likes of you are accelerating fundie Christainity's more than justifiable demise.

http://www.fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=112635&Page=1#1855646

And what are your thoughts on relying on liberal sources, Jer? Unless you're admitting that all Liberals - including we Atheists, LGBT people & non-'Biblical Christian' Theists - are all of the 'Elect' and are saved regardless of what your 'Biblical Christianity' says, thus destroying your own already extremely unstable 'doctrine', then you are using the liberal source that is Jack Chick & his tracts: who by definition of he being 'Liberal' and thus hellbound, then therefore so are you.

A simple question, requiring a simple 'Yes' or 'No' answer: Is Jack Chick one of the so-called Elect?

You know how everyone here in FSTDT - where you're trying to gain converts - will perceive you & your so-called 'proseltysing' (but is nothing more than trolling) when you refuse to answer that question with a simple Yes or No. Thus how can you possibly justify being here, other than to just troll?

old comment by Jerry

Scratch:
"Why are you even hear? You're not proselytizing enough to be trying to convert us."

This been answered before. The true Christian is here to post truth and Biblical Truth. The Elect will hear their calling.

There is no "trying to convert" anyone. Bible teaches us to proclaim the Truth. That's it. Irresistible Grace will lead saints to Salvation.

"Also, England is second rate? What the hell does that make America? Our school system is awful, as is our justice and healthcare systems. We spend a truly disgusting amount of money on defense. And people like you raise hue and cry whenever we try to give other people some rights they deserve as humans. "

Our school system is awful. As in, unChristian. That's why Christians homeschool. Our justice system is awful. As in, unBiblical. That's why we fight to reform it so travesty like allowing sodomite marriage or abortionism stops happening in this country. Our healthcare system is aweful, and as Christians we don't need it at all. Ps 91:10. And we do need to spend more on defense and make firearms more accessible to people.

In the name of the Lord,
Jerry

old comment by Anon-e-moose

@Troll Jerry

Scratch:
'Why are you even hear? You're not proselytizing enough to be trying to convert us.'

"This been answered before. The true Christian is here to post truth and Biblical Truth. The Elect will hear their calling."

Name just one FSTDTer you have converted to your way of thinking, then.

Otherwise, justify your right to be here, other than to troll.

Over on Kiwi Farms, they're having a vote (ending on the 19th Dec) to decide if the misogynist retard Mary Jane Lick Sick should be IP banned from that forum permanently; how he spews the exact same talking points over & over again, with no new material to give the other members of that forum Lolcow-based lulz at least.

A question, Jer: as other fundie trolls have been banned from FSTDT in the past, why shouldn't you be banned from here; every other forum/board would've banned you for violating their TOS rules before now.

...but I suspect that's why he's infected FSTDT: Jer's been banned from every other forum/board for exactly the same reasons, this is the only place left for him to troll.

old comment by Kadorhal

"This been answered before. The true Christian is here to post truth and Biblical Truth. The Elect will hear their calling.

There is no "trying to convert" anyone. Bible teaches us to proclaim the Truth. That's it. Irresistible Grace will lead saints to Salvation."

Again I ask you: what is the fucking point, then? If only a pre-determined "Elect" is getting in, then what's the point of proclaiming your "Truth" when you're not actually going to convert anyone?

I'll tell you what you think the point is: it's about being an elitist asshole. You don't give a shit about anything Jesus actually taught, all you care about is rubbing your faith-based "superiority" in the faces of all the women, minorities, and people who can think for themselves who won't be getting into your fucked-up version of Heaven.

"Our school system is awful. As in, unChristian. That's why Christians homeschool."

Because God forbid a True Christian have objective sources of information. What's that, all actual evidence points towards secular ideas? Nope! Can't have that! Gotta be all about the brainwashing, if we teach enough of our kids the planet is flat and there's still more than enough room for double the current population then maybe it'll actually be true!

"Our justice system is awful. As in, unBiblical. That's why we fight to reform it so travesty like allowing sodomite marriage or abortionism stops happening in this country."

Yeah, how dare the land of the free actually be the land of the free. How dare we not withhold the right to marriage from gay people or bodily autonomy from women when the Bible clearly says they're sub-human filth. I mean, it's not like beliefs that one group of people is superior to all others ever caused anything terrible, right?
Also, "abortionism" is funny. It's almost as if you think people have abortions just for the sake of murdering babies! Certainly a True Christian® wouldn't think something like that, right?

"Our healthcare system is aweful, and as Christians we don't need it at all. Ps 91:10."

Right, how's about you let God handle every ill that ever befalls you from now on. Fuck doctors who actually have some idea about anything they ever talk about, fuck police or firefighters that are trained to help people against criminals and natural disasters, all the True Christian needs is prayer. Go ahead, let us know how it works!

"And we do need to spend more on defense and make firearms more accessible to people."

The defense budget has nothing to do with civilian access to firearms, you dumb fucking asshole. Just because you're a "True Christian©®" doesn't mean you're immune to looking like a clueless asshole when you talk out of your ass about things you're too "holy" to bother actually looking up, please don't insult our intelligence by pretending otherwise.

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