Garvan #fundie garvanellison.blogspot.com

As I mentioned briefly in a comment earlier, I have tonight uncovered what I believe to be a massive discovery in my anti-cancer research. It is phenomenal. No further details will be published here in case my theory is stolen. However, I am going to consult an eminent oncologist - hopefully in the next few days if he grants my request for an urgent appointment.

I will keep my followers informed of all general developments, but tonight I am VERY VERY EXCITED. I always knew the Lord had plans for me, and He revealed unto me that I would be a vessel for something major. I truly believe this could be it. My purpose will be fulfilled!!!!!

I feel AWESOME at the moment and think I will now go outside to look up at the stars and praise the Lord and Saviour of Mankind.

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