Ralph #fundie newsweek.washingtonpost.com

Nowadays, we know that God promised Moses a land flowing with milk and crude oil, but the prophet had no word for crude oil so he said honey instead. Besides, why would God promise anyone a land flowing with crude oil? However, as spiritual descendants of Moses through Christ, we know now that America is entitled to every ounce of oil that lies beneath the land from Morroco to Kabul. God promised to us thousands of years ago.



So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!

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