Now close your eyes real tight and don't peek because I am going to tell you some Jewish secrets.

All of Judaism revolves around the Jewish penis. In fact, without the Jewish penis, there would be no Judaism. It is the Jewish penis that drives the seething intellect of the Jews and gives their demented lives its only meaning. And they are as proud of their Jewish penis as a songbird is proud of his warble. For example, the ADL, that famous and mighty Anti-Defamation League of B'ad Br'eath, call themselves the "Sons of the Covenant". They are so proud of their penises!

But what is this "covenant" that is in the title of their organization? It is the age-old story found in the Bible where the Jewish god promises that if the Jews would cut off their cocks, then He would be their god and they would be His People. But hey! They were Jews weren't they? So they made a deal: not the whole cock, just the foreskin! And so, to this very day the Jews in the ADL advertize their special "covenant" with god by putting their penises to the forefront in the title of their organ-ization. So you see, if a big group of kikes like the ADL advertize their pricks in the title of their organ-ization, then you know that their wee-wees must be a very big deal to all of them.

So, why are the Jews so infatuated with their mangled weenies? Again, the rabbis are to blame. From the moment a baby Hymie is born, if it is boy, it is destined to have his whole life orbiting around his pee-pee. Oy Gevalt! How could it be otherwise? After his eighth day of life, the baby Hymie is taken to the mohel rabbi to have his foreskin cut off with a butcher knife. Oy! Do those mohel rabbis love little baby cocks! While the kid is screaming to high heaven with blood gushing out of the wound, the mohel immediately clamps his rubbery lips around that little kike's cock and starts sucking out the blood. Ick! Didn't I tell you to keep your eyes closed? But it's true! Then he spits the blood into a goblet of wine and all the Jews take a drink. Ugh! Those holy Jews are disgusting. But they claim to be God's People so how can you not believe them? Only a devil would tell such a lie, but these are Jews!

Anyway, in the immoral teaching of the rabbis, this screaming little oven magnet is taught to cherish his cock and to become a blood-sucker all in the same lesson. And with that chopped off portion of his penis, he is reminded of his specialness as a Jew forever. For the rest of his life, every time he goes to the toilet, he is reminded of his Jewishness. Every male Jew is reminded of what it is to be a Jew every time he urinates. Every Jew piously bows his head over his cock, looks down and meditates upon what he is missing ... and he tries not to miss while he is pissing. This is Judaism in action, a religion that combines their penises with the Jewish god as a lifelong exercise in Jewish piety and potty training.

So, do you see why Jews are so messed up? For Jews, their god and their pricks have a special place in their hearts. And anything that they can do with their pricks, to a Jew is a holy and a special "covenant" with their god.