Yep, have cast demons out of animals.
Yep, all those animals that seem to have amazing abilities of doing tricks and talking are no more than a demonised animal. Many great racehorse are demonised. Many stories there as well.
Oh, if only Christian knew the real stories of those earthly and heavenly things.
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Yup! 100% true. I've seen proof of it myself. one time I had to do an exorcism on a rattle snake. it was hissing violently like a demon and spitting at me. but, by the power of God, I prevailed, and cast it from it's skin.
praise be to the Lord.
Animals are talking to you?
Well I guess if my dog came up to me and started chatting with me about the weather, I might think he was possessed, too.
But more likely I'd seek some medical and/or psychological help.
What's so sad is that these people see evil and demons everywhere. They're constantly under siege, they constantly have to be on their guard, they're constantly second-guessing everything. It's a scary world for them, with Bad Stuff everywhere.
This mentality: 'evil/Satan is out there waiting to get me if I drop my guard for a minute, and hiding in all sorts of places' is a theme running through the entries on fstdt.
I feel sorry for these people. (As well as feeling irritated by them and somewhat scared of what mad things they might do)
Certainly the horses I bet on are possessed by the demons of slowness.
Seriously, I have to call Poe on this guy. It's beyond stupidity.
Soooo... if you have a really smart, really well-behaved, really well-trained dog, you punish it until it's lost its will to do the tricks it loved doing before?
Jante Law -inspired Animal Abuse for Jesus? Please, please be Poe.
I hope you get mauled by a mountain lion. Try exorcizing a demon out of a 300 pound cat as it's ripping your face off.
@XenoNinja: Shut the fuck up you retard, it's a shame that rattlesnake didn't bite you.
@XenoNinja: Shut the fuck up you retard, it's a shame that rattlesnake didn't bite you.
it did bite me, but by the power of God, I was healed.
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!
This is hysterical until you think about the poor animals who might be mistreated because this numbnuts believes they can be "exorcised."
PS -- If my dog suddenly started talking to me he would sound like the Beggin' Strips dog -- "Duh, where's the bacon? It's BACON!!"
Wow. At the National Zoo, there is a panda cub named Tai Shan, and I watch him every day on the zoo's Panda Cam. (He's 3 years old and almost as big as his parents.) Tai Shan loves to play to his audience--if he sees people, he drags some of his bamboo breakfast over to the big glass window and holds court. Tai smiles big, beautiful, bright-eyed smiles, and if someone waves at him, he waves back!
I see this as absolutely adorable. He has many fans who see this as absolutely adorable and the behavior of a bright mammal who has been in the spotlight since the day he was born. But this piece of assmeat would look at that perfectly innocent and lovable bear and see "demons"! Obviously, the real evil is inside this Elijah, who works so hard to find "demons" that he projects his sickness onto the rest of the world, even innocent animals who are capable of learning from human keepers.
Just because the average basset hound is smarter than you, does not make them demonic. Your just an idiot.
talking animals are movie tricks done with animation or peanut butter.
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