SATANIC OBAMA - THE MAN WHO WANTS WORLD WAR THREE. Iran thinks America is the Great Satan. While America was founded on Torah-derived Judeo-Christian values, it has strayed from them in electing a President whose values are Satanic. Figure 2 shows that SATANIC OBAMA HOMO SPIRITUALLY UNCLEAN.
Figure 2 - SATANIC OBAMA is encoded with HOMO and SPIRITUALLY UNCLEAN.image
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"America was founded on Torah-derived Judeo-Christian values"
'The Encyclopedia has no business telling me the Panama Canal was opened in 1914! If I want to believe it was 1941, that's my right!!'
Hint: any time you need to skip letters or rows in order to find your message, there's not really a message there. If you need to skip 31,000, it's really not there.
@Churchy - missed that along with matrix spans 250,642 characters.
Has anyone cracked the Harry Potter code yet.
Sorry, I get my prophecies exclusivly from Moby Dick.
"B. Hussein Obama"
I don't know exactly why, but that one made me chuckle.
Doesn't your bible say something about divination and what to do with those who use it?
Deuteronomy 18:10 - 12
10 There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch.
11 Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer.
12 For all that do these things are an abomination unto the Lord: and because of these abominations the Lord thy God doth drive them out from before thee.
Meanwhile, in early 2007:
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And on that bombshell...! [/Jeremy Clarkson]
Some say, that he makes a complete tit of himself. And that he'll have to pull new BS out of his arse after early 2017. All we know is... he's called ROFLman!
"Hint: any time you need to skip letters or rows in order to find your message, there's not really a message there. If you need to skip 31,000, it's really not there."
Don't forget that you have to read them backwards, spanning the entire torah.
We obviously must search for prophecies for the future, like "Kirk-Spock-Enterprise" or "Doctor-Tardis-Dalek-Anniversary-100"!
You sir are totally wasting your life away on hoodoo bullshit. Try a real history regiment, put away all or any "Holy books" or "spiritual guides" and pay attention to things that exist and are collaborated among the learned.
And stop scaring stupid people, the wind does that already.
Just out of curiosity I decided to try his little bible code, so picked the USA reference since it's the shortest. Deuteronomy 4:42 is as follows: "That the slayer might flee thither, which should kill his neighbour unawares, and hated him not in times past; and that fleeing unto one of these cities he might live:"
The 18th letter of that passage is T, skip two and the next is E, skip two more (the 24th letter as mentioned above) and you have H. So somehow TEH is USA. Or it almost says "the," or at least that's how I often mistype it when I'm in a hurry. Unless you have to use his special secret decoder ring chart up there to get "USA," I can't even comprehend how he's getting this code. I suspect it's all made up in his mind and he's "discovering" it as he goes.
For someone who thinks most synagogues are Christian, it's interesting that you should depend on a Christian interpretation of "Satan," Christian imagery depicting Satan, and the number 666, which is from the Christian Scriptures.
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What? That makes about as much sense now, doesn't it?
@ checkmate
A pal of mine had a 999 button from the '80s band.
Fucking fundies.
Y'know, it's said that the computer - in "2001: A Space Odyssey" & "2010" - HAL were simply the letters of the alphabet before 'I', 'B' & 'M'.
Does the '9000' refer to that computer's power level? If you were to use a Scouter like Vegeta did in "Dragonball Z", you might be able to see that too. [/Doug Piranha-levels of sarcasm]
The UK & US "Dennis the Menace" comics appeared in the same week in 1951, despite "Beano"/"Dandy" publisher DC Thompson in Scotland & the US newspaper comic strips having no knowledge of each others' creations. That's far more mindblowing a coincidenve than any BS you can pull out of your arse... er, I mean an ancient document; and unless you can give an exact, precise prediction as to what'll replace Blu-Ray as the next format, then that's all your 'claims' are: a bunch of arse, ROFLman.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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