David J. Stewart #fundie jesusisprecious.org

If I had a one month “Christian leaders training camp,” there'd be barbwire and fox holes for effect and dirt fields. I'd make it look like a World War I encampment. I'd use the theme... “WE'RE AT WAR WITH THE DEVIL, THE WORLD AND THE FLESH!!!” I'd make the “leaders” crawl on their hands and knees through mud to humiliate them. I'd rip their faces off with the hardest preaching they'd ever heard!!! It would be a spiritual boot camp! We'd pray all night long once a week, until they couldn't help but fall asleep. And I'd wake them up! They be required to memorize a chapter a week of the King James Bible. For the entire month we'd only drink water, eat healthy foods, and there wouldn't be any televisions!!! There would only be men, no women! No offense ladies.

There'd be preaching three times a day! There'd be a revival meeting twice a week! If every man in that place hadn't broke down in uncontrollable tears for His dear Savior and the sinful condition of America and our churches after one month, I'd feel like a failure. Quite frankly, I doubt if any affluent Christian leaders would even attend such a life-changing event. Secondly, if they did I don't think they would make it past the first few days. Hence, our pathetic weak religious leaders today, who cannot even discern which Bible is God's Word. Today's pastors need to get hold of God!!!

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