[On a thread discussing “The Case for Eternal Punishment”]
As my pastor has said on numerous occassions: "Everybody will bow the knee to Christ, whether willingly or by God breaking their legs to do so".
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"Everybody will bow the knee to Christ, whether willingly or by God breaking their legs to do so".
Jehovah better pack a f***ing lunch.
God; "So yas pay the vig when my boy J comes aroun' or a accident could sorta happen an' yas could maybe break a few legs. Just sayin' - it could happen, capice?"
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Ya gotta love a guy like that. 'Cause he'll get you for it if you don't.
Why do they worship such an evil, brutal "thing," Pyroclasm? It's a form of self-worship, for all they project that on secularists. The beastly fundie god is just a bloated reflection of their own foul dreams. It's what they wish they were.
Can't you just feel that wonderful Christian love?
If god wants me to be convinced of his existence, he could use the only valid method; by providing us with good evidence. Instead, he's hiding away, angry that no one can see him.
Say, there, FSTDTians... them's some nice souls you got there... it'd be a cryin' shame if somethin' were to... eh, "happen" to 'em. Y'know, like an "accident" or somethin'. Say, if they was to... catch on fire. Capice?
My knees are shot, so there's no way I'm bowing the knee to anyone. Fall flat on my ass screaming in pain, maybe, but no kneeling.
Misogynistic, homophobic, sometimes racist, infantile, narcissistic, bloodthirsty, insecure, and now a mafioso?
This "God" guy gets more and more unbelievable as time goes on.
"Everybody will bow the knee to Christ, whether willingly or by God breaking their legs to do so"
YAY! We're all going to heaven!
"As my pastor has said on numerous occassions: "Everybody will bow the knee to Christ, whether willingly or by God breaking their legs to do so"."
So, your god is a Mafia thug? I should have known, he's been running a protection and extortion racket for a couple thousand years now what with that offering plate being passed around every Sunday.
So, your god wants us to love and worship him, but he gave us free will. Free will that, in the end, is just a game to him since he will force his will upon us anyway.
Oh, what a weak god you worship.
"Everybody will bow the knee to Christ, whether willingly or by God breaking their legs to do so".
Hahahaha, awww, look, it talks.
My favorite monster line (can't remember where I read it):
"Hey, just think of these monthly payments as fire insurance, pal. If you don't pay 'em, I will personally insure that you have a fire!"
I can't believe people are actually dumb enough to believe crap like this...
It's sad, really.
Edit:
Was your pastor also a mafia don, or was he just a worshipper of the elusive "Prison yard Jesus" (shivving sinners, one inmate at a time)?
Inquiring minds want to know...
As my pastor has said on numerous occassions: "Everybody will bow the knee to Christ, whether willingly or by God breaking their legs to do so".
What a sweetie he must be!
Wow.. your pastor sounds a bit..VIOLENT! If going to Heaven means spending an eternity with him, then I deny Jesus right here and now!
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This is priceless! God's a legbreaker now?
I can totally see that.
"Yea, uh, dis is a nice soul youse got here. It's be a shame if somet'ing...infernal wuz ta happen to it. Me an' de archangels, Rocko and Vinnie Thumbs here is gonna make youse an offer youse can't refuse."
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