Barack Obama, head Nigger of the free world, has decided that in his new budget he'll give ACORN several HUNDRED million dollars to "help out" with the census bureau. These are the same "unbiased" asshats that traded cigarettes, cash, food, and other fun things (use your imagination) for votes to get the nigger elected. You scratch my back, I'll give you a handjob.

Now these clowns will be reporting to the Black Jesus just how many niggers there are in America. "Dey be my cousins, yo!", niggers are fond of saying. How many cousins will be in houses down the street or in the country, where it's too far to walk and keep your malt liquor cold? "Eh, dey all cousins. Mark 'em as niggers and lets go smoke some crack."

Prepare to see the nigger population soar. Liberal news outlets will blame it on an "Obama baby boom among black America."