[From the poster's signature]
Fundementalists don't make stupid mistakes!
We know thats right because thats the way us Fundementalists have been doin' it!!!
It doesnt matter about history friend, if it contradicts our theology... lets rewrite history!!!
~Dr. G.I. Barber
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HAHAHA!!
"Fundie in a nutshell" award.
he's not rewiting history. The conditions for that is if a poster blatantly makes historically incorrect statements of gives obviously incorrect facts.
although, reading what i just said, that could also apply to the "Bizzaro universe" award.
"Fundementalists don't make stupid mistakes!"
No, they make stupid, ignorant, bigoted, asshat mistakes.
"We know thats right because thats the way us Fundementalists have been doin' it!!!"
It's right BECAUSE that's the way you do it? Just because you're been doing something one way for a long time doesn't make it right. Perpetual stupidity is no excuse for perpetuating stupidity.
"It doesnt matter about history friend, if it contradicts our theology... lets rewrite history!!!"
Fundie law #1: "If da facts isn't da way we wants um, we can jus make up da reel facts."
"~Dr. G.I. Barber"
Doctor of what, Army haircuts?
Fundementalists don't make stupid mistakes!
Such as misspelling "funda mentalists"?
It doesnt matter about history friend, if it contradicts our theology... lets rewrite history!!!
Translation: The Bible is definitive. Reality is frequently inaccurate.
So, as my grandmother used to say: "look at those guys(in an army graduation), everybody is mistaken but my grandson". Actually, IF you´re theology is mistaken it´s mistaken. Rewritting will not solve anything.
And you rewrite history because it doesn´t fit your mand-made theology or was inspired by a God who is, according to you a little psycho if he says one thing and turns out to be the other. So, rewritting history what for?, what´s the goal, to live better?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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