Atheism is a religion. It even has an ism on the end of it.
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"Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in The Beatles, I just believe in me." Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus but it still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car." -Ferris Bueller
Things with "ism" at the end TEND to be ways of thought, not religions. Before you open your mouth again you might want to try and pick up a dictionary and use your brain to understand the difference between the two. But, since I doubt that is going to happen here are some other ways of thinking which your logic has turned into religions: communism, feminism, humanism, materialism, and naturalism. Hell I think soda is good and other people believe the same thing, so it must be a religion, right? Let's call it sodaism, start a church, and see if the government will agree to not charge us tax.
Yeah like the religions of conservatism, afrocentrism, ageism, ogreism and organism. Shut up you slobbering idiot.
Currently, I am fervently practicing indoor nudism (only way to avoid a heat-stroke).
"Notice that Christianity and Islam both lack an -ism?"
Christianism? Christism, maybe? How about Ismlam? (sounds dirty)
In French, christianity is "christianisme". And don't forget Islamism, which comes from the French.
Wow
Then consider me High Priest of the Church of Sado-Masochism.
Only if I get to be a Priestess!
BigChrisfilm is either a troll, or one of the stupidest people on this planet.
Frankly, even if he is a troll, my money's on the latter anyway.
Now that's just funny. Now socialism, fascism, Nazism, lesbianism, impressionism, sexism, and Communism are religions! But not chritianity or Islam, they're not religions at all are they?
Put me down for the Church of Pessimism!
I guess racism, sexism, feminism, Masochism, naturalism, ageism, light prism and white jism are all religions too, then.
Actually he has a point, besides the one his head comes to: No one can actually say they've explored the universe and found no god anywhere. Maybe we just need to look way out in space to find god. We take it on faith that he's imaginary, meaning that's our faith or religion. Agnosticism, another ism, is perfectly defensible: I'm pretty sure there's no god. IMHO he's just a theory.
ALIEN8 - if a theory is proven wrong it is discarded, you don't need to prove it wrong in every single way imaginable. It is impossible for the God of Abraham to exist, and the fact that not everybody has checked for him under their couch, does not mean he might.
Anarchism, fascism, socialism, empiricism, liberalism, totalitarianism, nihilism, existemtialism, stoicism, cynicism, etc. Schools of thought, dumbass, not religions.
BUSHISMS!!
Because God told me so.
"Atheism is a religion. It even has an ism on the end of it."
Just like Christianity!
Oh, and I appoint myself Prand Griest of Spoonerism!
ChristiANITY
InsANITY
Yep, that fits.
Oh noes, Chris boy has figured out our secret!! Quick, head for the shrine and say an incantation to Cthulhu!!!
Ia ia Cthulhu....Ia ia Cthulhu...
"Knock sense into moronic christbot"...."Knock sense into moronic christbot"...
Everybody's talkin 'bout bagism, shagism, this-ism, that-ism, ism, ism, ism...........
Are racism, sexism, capitalism, communism, nationalism, skepticism, and prism religions too?
Fine, Christianity is not a religion, as it is not an ism. Christianity is an anity, like its older brother insanity
"Atheism is a religion. It even has an ism on the end of it."
So does this:
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She is God. Worship her.
You know what else ends in '-ism'? Fundamentalism . It also contains the word 'Mental'.
@what???
"One word: jism."
@thanekos
"WORSHIP YOUR JISM"
Q: What's white and hangs off clouds?
A: The Coming of the Lord!
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Holy Bukkake, Batman!
X3
@Grey Area
'Atheism is a religion. It even has an ism on the end of it.'
"And so does 'onanism'......."
Well, BigChrisFilm & his ilk are a bunch of tossers after all. Along with - in this case - a bigger bunch of tossers on a forum. Thus '(Mas)Debating Christianity'.
All right, I've had it.
*opens BDF's skull and proceeds to pour acid on his brain*
That's about all your dried-up, worn-out argument deserves.
herp de derp de der ti derpidum diddlelidum.
herp herp durrrrrrrrr!
Look, I just used an argument that carries about as much weight and meaning as BigChrisfilm!
@Tempus
"Holy shit. By your definition, tribadism is a religion. This is awesome!"
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The list goes on...!
A thought: is it possible to OD on Yuri?! X3
Confused?
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