Ted Nugent #fundie wnd.com

Three key things are going to happen as a result of liberal zombie goons proposing banning so-called “assault weapons.” First, more so-called “assault weapons” and massive quantities of ammunition are going to be sold. Second, the NRA will gain more members.

Lastly, and regrettably, Americans will not be any safer from bug-eyed psychos or religious voodoo scum for the simple and glaring reason that the zombie in chief is focusing all his attention on good Americans exercising their constitutionally guaranteed God-given individual rights instead of stopping the Islamic voodoo devils who keep murdering innocent people in the name of his allah.

Donald Trump is skyrocketing in the polls as many Americans see through the thinly veiled lies, deceit and subterfuge of left-wing ideologues. Mr. Trump knows that Americans are disgusted with liberal politically correct horse dung laws, policies and counterproductive gun restrictions. Mr. Trump knows that more gun control will not make America safer but will only punish and endanger law-abiding citizens.

You want to make America a safer place to live, work and play? If so, ban liberal zombies and their horse dung toxic-

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