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Our nation was founded by great, Godly men like Thomas Paine, Benjamin Franklin, and Thomas Jefferson – men who loved and cherished the King James Bible in its entirety, recognized it for the infallible revelation and literal truth that it is, and based this nation firmly on the sure foundation of Biblical literalism and sexual purity. Thanks to them, America was something that no one had ever seen before in human history – a nation in which Church and State were firmly united.

Back then, people believed in the literal truth of the Bible and of The Fundamentals, and nothing bad ever happened, except to people who deserved it by not being exactly like the majority. But then, liberals sought to destroy this great nation because they hate America, hate freedom, and generally hate everything good. Thanks to them, we experience horrors like pornographic Web sites and people flying airplanes into 110-story buildings – horrors that quite simply could not have been imagined back when George Washington was President.