David Chase Taylor #conspiracy truthernews.wordpress.com

SWITZERLAND, Zurich — Based purely on the fact Duck Dynasty’s NASCAR race was evidently slated to suffer a terror attack on April 6, 2014, there is a rather high possibility that Duck Dynasty founder Phil Robertson’s speech to the 2014 Republican Leadership Conference in New Orleans, Louisiana on May 29, 2014, may be targeted with state-sponsored terrorism as well. In order to bring unprecedented media attention to Robertson just prior to a terror attack, a video of Robertson’s allegedly “anti-gay” Easter speech was released on May 22, 2014.

According to reports, “Phil Robertson, patriarch of the Robertson family and star of the series “Duck Dynasty,” will address the 2014 Republican Leadership Conference, Thursday May 29th at 6pm. Also speaking on Thursday evening are RNC Chairman Reince Priebus, Gov. Bobby Jindal, Sen. Ron Johnson and Ben Sasse.” Other speakers at the 2014 Republican Leadership Conference include Governor Rick Perry, Governor Phil Bryant, US Senators Ted Cruz, Mike Lee, & David Vitter; Donald Trump, Newt Gingrich, Herman Cain, Rick Santorum, Michele Bachmann and Allen West.

As previously reported, the goal of the Obama administration is to somehow merge bearded Islamic terrorists with those who fly the Confederate Rebel Flag and root for the Ole Miss Rebels in the American South, like those individuals featured in the hit television show Duck Dynasty. That way, the U.S. government can pretend that they can no longer the difference between foreign terrorists, domestic terrorists, and the general population.

This will ultimately allow for the Obama administration to eradicate all of their political opposition with autonomous drones, a preview of which was evidenced on November 30, 2013, when “Fast and Furious” movie star Paul Walker was evidently assassinated in a drone strike in Los Angeles, California. Coincidentally, on January 2, 2014, it was reported that ‘Duck Dynasty’ is slated to releases their own line of guns, yet another sign that bearded violence may be imminent.

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