[On a women's discussion thread about whether they would have married their husbands if they knew then what they know now ...]
beiing married to him [her husband]... and reading about Jesus shows me what a man should and shouldnt be.... Jesus is my dream man.
Incase of divorce or death, my next man has to be 100% like Jesus... but since that man dont exist.... i will never have a another man.... NO WAY..... but i will gladly be at the marriage supper of the Lamb !!!!
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You want an absent parent of a hippie that walks around in a bathrobe, never shaves, and can't come? ;D
Makes sense! And wth are people who are prepared to die worried about this? Tf.
but i will gladly be at the marriage supper of the Lamb !!!!
I just had a seance, and you are terrifying Vincent Price.
"...but i will gladly be at the marriage supper of the Lamb !!!!"
Cool! Now, who's bringing the mint jelly?
If I am understanding correctly, you want to £??« the person you believe to be your "spiritual father."
That is creepy on at least a few levels.
Incase of divorce or death, my next man has to be 100% like Jesus... but since that man dont exist.... i will never have a another man.... NO WAY..... but i will gladly be at the marriage supper of the Lamb !!!!
- Divorce? If you divorce you will never go to heaven!
- 100% like Jesus = no sex, no marriage; peripatetic lifestyle, walking around Israel, with no home.
- Marrying a Lamb? There are laws against that sort of thing!
No need to bring the wine. Jesus has a neat trick....
And he can turn wine into water as well...
Ozzie wrote:
"The closer they think the Rapture is the crazier they get." How much closer can they possibly think the Rapture is?
"OMG, there was an earthquake in Somalia! Jesus is coming soon!"
There was a similar study done some years ago - they found that women were almost twice as likely as men to answer "no". Apparently, contrary to popular beliefs about men being sluts looking for another opportunity, men are a lot happier with their wives than vice-versa.
Tracer:"OMG, my car's engine is making a funny noise! Jesus is coming soon!"
That one was real, btw. Auto Zone pulled the code and it was "P0666 - Sign of the Devil / Jeebus Return Imminent".
Shallow cunt for jayzus!
Honestly, you bitch about homos wrecking things like marriage and don't see shit like this?
It just now occurred to me that someone should dedicate a song to this woman. Here goes:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=AyxEO9dqi44
She left me for Jesus and that just ain't fair
Incase of divorce or death, my next man has to be 100% like Jesus.
Well, in case the death is yours, maybe you can have jebus, after all.
. but since that man dont exist....
*ahem* What have we been trying to tell you?
"Jesus is my dream man."
Myths are like that.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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