7 year apocolypse!!! 6-6-06 will mark the coming of something big in the world, 2009 will start World War 3, 2012 comet comes headed to earth but is destroyed by a Laser Gun which there already starting to make as we speak, but the comet is not totally destroyed and will kill almost all of us on the planet, by 2013 there is not much of left, therefore it will start a new generation of people and alot of rebuilding. All of this comes from Bible, and now there making movies such as The Day after tomorrow, The Davinci Code, and so on.. There doing that just to get us prepared for whats to come in the future..so were not scared. The only people that will be safe is our Gov. and the President cause they have a place go when things are going to be bad of whats to come. They know its coming too, the comet is already heading for us, but it will finally make land fall on December 21,2012.
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Ah yes, the Great Laser Gun of Corrintheans, I was wondering when that would come into play. Now, what about the Holy Hand Grenade?
Crosis: "Wasn't there one that passed pretty close to us that we didn't notice until it went by? (That doesn't mean this guy's right. He's batshit insane.)"
Actually, it all starts with Yellowstone volcano. You see, when it explodes, the western world will be covered with ash. After that, a huge war, world war 3 will start because of a lack of resources. We'll be forced to dry out our aquifers which will make the land collapse. THEN, the astroid is going to hit us and kill the rest off... *shakes head* Always forgetting details.
"Anyone who thinks a celestial object is going to kill us all within this generation's lifetime is deluded. If it's less than 100 years off, we've already spotted it."
Actually, of all the ways to destroy an incoming comet, a laser is one of the worst. Consider the logistics; if the laser is fired from the surface of the earth, it has to go through the Earth's atmosphere, dissipating large amounts of energy from the beam's power. Further, the atmosphere will refract the beam, rendering most types of lasers incoherent, and reducing the ability to focus the laser. Then, any laser large enough to vaporise a comet will need to be massive in and of itself, and would need to be able to track the movement of the comet, requiring a massive apparatus to aim the laser.
What's with all the 6-6-06, apocolypse crap? since when does 06-06-2006 have anything to do with satan, the devil, evil, or likewise? Since when does God use our calendar to forcast apocolypses? Wouldn't that apocolypse been at 6-6-6 if anything? IF the earth is supposed to be destroyed 6-6-06, what happened June 6th, 1906? 1806? 1706? Why are bible nuts using the apocolypse dates predicted by Mayans, a group of people that would be considered religious heathens?
No man, you've got it all wrong. Humanity is going to leave the Earth in 2012 leaving only a myriad group of individuals to rebuild society into an Anne Rand style dystopia where music and art aren't allowed. Then in 2112 Humanity will once again return to overthrow the oppressive Preist of the Temples of Syrinx. Jesus man, it's like you've never listened to Rush before!
Right, Cousin Ted, if he's going to give us a Distant Early Warning, he needs to get it right!
They've been making apocalypse type movies for decades. Why should the current crop be more meaningful than the last?
Yeah, does this comet have an Angel on it? And this laser gun... Is it operated by a huge purple robot? With, like, a orange one standing in front of it holding a space shuttle? I has an explanation, follow me...
Well, we know this prediction's carp. It's December twenty-sixth, 2007, and the Earth ain't been destroyed.
Still here, like most of the population on Earth.
As long as we have been able to make movies, we have been making doomsday movies. It still hasn't happened.
"All this come from the Bible..."
Which might explain why none of it happened. That useless book does have a reputation for wrongness to protect, you know.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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