[I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." - Steven Roberts]
Nice cop-out, there Steve. Unfortunately, comparing the God of Abraham to, say, Shiva, is comparing apples to false gods. So you're not excused.
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"Unfortunately, comparing the God of Abraham to, say, Shiva, is comparing apples to false gods. So you're not excused."
So if Shiva is a false god then Gawd is...An Apple! No wonder he was pissed off when Adam and Eve were picking the fruit in Gan Eden!
Have already mocked what little there is on the site. And apparently, so has everyone else that has posted there.
I predict the site will have the shelf life of an over-ripe tomato.
@Rob S: This is my site, and it's a parody, you guys. Jeez, chill the hell out.
Best of luck. :)
Nice cop-out, there Steve. Unfortunately, comparing the God of Abraham to, say, Shiva, is comparing apples to false gods. So you're not excused."
I'm sure he's distraught.
So you're still a terminally stupid cunt.
@Rob S - If you're going to do parody, learn how to do it. Contrary to what you may think you have learned from trolls on the Internet, parody isn't just saying something stupid and assuming everyone can see you snickering while you're typing. Read Twain (obvious), Butler (more subtle) or Meredith (extremely subtle) and try again when you've actually mastered this advanced writing style.
Oh shit guys we better throw in the towel. This guy has got us beat. I love how he has to counter quote each one.
Though if this is a parody, its a lame one.
"Apples, eh? I bet Ryuk will enjoy those!"
Hey, a Death Note fan.
As for the site, I applaud what he's doing. Why? It made me come up with a new title for myself! The Thupreme Athole That Ith Lithp, for the record.
I think we should have a meet up with ASTWC and have a little battle of the wits.
FSTDT Vs ASTWC
Of course it wouldnt be fair on us, having to actually listen to their crap
Leave him alone... He is just jealous cause the God of Abraham is'nt as cool as Shiva...
one is a bearded old man... who goes through some crazy convoluted logic to change his own rules involving "getting killed" by man and has schizophrenic changes that range from "hippytastic" to "genocidal".
the other is the lord of destruction (and dance...) Who pretty much leaves the world alone while he cavorts with his pretty wife while sitting on a tall mountain. Plus he has laser eyes which is infinitely cooler than anything Abraham's God has...
Its envy...
If god is an apple it puts a whole new spin on Adam and Eve eating the apple.
Kinda kinky, really. I didn't know god swung that way. I thought he was just an adulterer who liked knocking up other peoples' wives.
And your evidence for your god not being a false god is what, exactly? Coz you say so? Coz the Babble says so?
You've got nothing, friend. Nothing at all. And that is the whole, rational basis for atheism.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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