First God defines the concept of righteousness, then He designs us to be the complete opposite of righteousness. He then makes it impossible for us to fix ourselves, and at the same time He demands that we do. The result: a desperate sense of depravity on our side and an understanding that He is right and we are wrong. Excellent. God now introduces us to the concepts of mercy, grace, and salvation. The result: a deep sense of gratitude towards Him which drives us to embrace the role of humble servants. Good. The proper relationship dynamic is shaping up very nicely. After salvation, God refuses to correct our desire to sin. We still find ourselves strongly attracted to evil—an attraction which He is constantly defining as wrong. The result: an acute awareness of our desperate need for Him in every moment. Excellent. If all goes well, we now view ourselves as lowly creatures who are loved by a kind and superior God. God instills an intense need to worship within us so that we’ll continue to see Him as the superior One and also find exalting Him to be intensely satisfying to our souls. This also helps us stay within the bounds of the relationship dynamic He wants.
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In other words, God is a complete asshole who needs so much to be in a relationship with a little bitch that's suffering with Stockholm syndrom, He created one? And you people wonder why we complain about and critize that image.
Anna. Your ability to nakedly and unashamedly be a cheerleader for evil is scaring me.
I mean, this isn't like a christian is ignorant of or hasn't given much thought to the principles of fundamentalist religion..Your writings indicate you fully understand the monstrous lovecraftian malevolent entity you serve...
And that you're entirely fine with it...
++"First God defines the concept of righteousness, then He designs us to be the complete opposite of righteousness. He then makes it impossible for us to fix ourselves, and at the same time He demands that we do.'
This is known in scientific circles as "being a reprehensible asshole".
++"result: a desperate sense of depravity on our side and an understanding that He is right and we are wrong."
God makes us totally & fatally flawed in order to prove that he knows what he's doing? Are you the legendary triple-retard, Ms. Diehl?
First Cthulhu defines the concept of righteousness, then He designs us to be the complete opposite of righteousness. He then makes it impossible for us to fix ourselves, and at the same time He demands that we do. The result: a desperate sense of depravity on our side and an understanding that He is right and we are wrong. Excellent. Cthulhu now introduces us to the concepts of mercy, grace, and salvation. The result: a deep sense of gratitude towards Him which drives us to embrace the role of humble servants. Good. The proper relationship dynamic is shaping up very nicely. After salvation, Cthulhu refuses to correct our desire to sin. We still find ourselves strongly attracted to evilan attraction which He is constantly defining as wrong. The result: an acute awareness of our desperate need for Him in every moment. Excellent. If all goes well, we now view ourselves as lowly creatures who are loved by a kind and superior Cthulhu. Cthulhu instills an intense need to worship within us so that we’ll continue to see Him as the superior One and also find exalting Him to be intensely satisfying to our souls. This also helps us stay within the bounds of the relationship dynamic He wants.
"First God defines the concept of righteousness, then He designs us to be the complete opposite of righteousness. He then makes it impossible for us to fix ourselves, and at the same time He demands that we do."
That there is an example of unintelligent design.
Anna, why do you hate god so much? Now me, I don't believe in him for a second, so why should I worry if he's good or evil?
First God defines the concept of righteousness, then He designs us to be the complete opposite of righteousness. He then makes it impossible for us to fix ourselves, and at the same time He demands that we do.
Sorry, but your idea of God being a sadistic asshole who makes us imperfect and then punishes us for it is still not making me want to worship him. Maybe if I'd been abused by my father I might see things your way.
God instills an intense need to worship within us
Speak for yourself. Even when I was religious I hated going to church. And I'm far happier now that I left the church not having to worry if I'm pissing off some imaginary god just by being human.
"First God defines the concept of righteousness, then He designs us to be the complete opposite of righteousness. He then makes it impossible for us to fix ourselves, and at the same time He demands that we do."
That's your idea of a loving and just God? Someone who creates us to fail?
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I'm getting more and more certain that Dial Henna (anagram of Anna Diehl) is a Poe.
I'm absolutely convinced of it. No Christian can disagree with what she says, but it's damning all the same. Any intelligent Christian reading her words are going to start questioning their beliefs about their God.
This has to be a Poe. Sure, there are legitimately scary Calvinists like Vincent Cheung. But Cheung would never admit that Yahweh is capable of lying (in fact, as a presuppositionalist, Cheung would take the Orwellian view that whatever Yahweh decrees is defined as truth). Anna here isn't even trying to make excuses like other apologists do. I'm sorry, but this lady screams Poe.
"First God defines the concept of righteousness, then He designs us to be the complete opposite of righteousness. He then makes it impossible for us to fix ourselves, and at the same time He demands that we do. The result: a desperate sense of depravity on our side and an understanding that He is right and we are wrong. Excellent."
'We must question the story logic of having an all-knowing all-powerful God, who creates faulty Humans, and then blames them for his own mistakes. '
-Gene Roddenberry
Oh, and great impersonation of Mr,. Burns there, thus making the nub of your whole gist a laughingstock. D'OH!
Your 'God of unconditional Love' can eat my shorts, Annie! X3
"First God defines the concept of righteousness, then He designs us to be the complete opposite of righteousness. He then makes it impossible for us to fix ourselves, and at the same time He demands that we do."
What a dick.
First God defines the concept of righteousness, then He designs us to be the complete opposite of righteousness.
Exactly! And that complete opposite of righteousness is self-righteousness and Christians have developed self-righteousness to an art form which they perform with near perfection.
So you want to worship a sociopathic monster? That's fine. Don't expect this to win any converts, though.
You should meet Vincent Cheung. I have a feeling you two would get along.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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