Are you saying that there are some places where God does not belong?
If that's the case, the Millenial Kingdom will be a bummer for folks who think so...for Christ will be all-inclusive in EVERYTHING!
Besides, read back through the old rule of the Kings of Israel. Those kings who destroyed the high places and pagan gods and made God's law the state religion were called good kings who did right in the sight of the Lord.
I could care less what this country calls legal. What matters is what God wants.
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Oh, that must be David, who murdered a man so he could fuck his wife, or Solomon, who had hundreds of wives and thousands of concubines.
Well. You'd better get to stoning people who work on saturday, who aren't virgins when they marry, are disrespectful to thier parents, wear poly-cotton, eat cheeseburgers, and of course.. all those evil homos. You get on that and just see how far your gawds will lets you go.
for Christ will be all-inclusive in EVERYTHING!
"Are you saying that there are some places where God does not belong?"No, I'm saying that there is ONE place where ALL religions belong - the trash heap.
"If that's the case, the Millenial Kingdom will be a bummer for folks who think so...for Christ will be all-inclusive in EVERYTHING!"
A bummer only if the "Millenial Kingdom" turns out to be real. I figure the odds on such an occurence at zero, so I'm not worried.
"Besides, read back through the old rule of the Kings of Israel. Those kings who destroyed the high places and pagan gods and made God's law the state religion were called good kings who did right in the sight of the Lord."
Yeah, but so what? The authors of the Bible stories called the characters they deemed good to be good. Big whup.
"I could care less what this country calls legal. What matters is what God wants."
I couldn't care less what your "God" is said to want. You just be sure to keep your stupid ass legal.
"Christ will be all-inclusive in EVERYTHING!"
"Not that I would expect differently but as it is a peeve of mine I would like to point out; the phrase is 'I COULDN'T care less. By saying you COULD care less means you are saying that there is room for you to care less, that your 'don't care' meter goes at least a little lower."
I could care less what this country calls legal. COULD care less, why don't you?
I don't want any of this half-assed caring less. I want you to be fully committed to caring less until you COULDN'T care less if you tried.
<<< I could care less what this country calls legal. >>>do care. (Pet peeve of mine, which I see a few others here share.)
<<< What matters is what God wants. >>>
You let me know when you've got evidence that he exists and that the Bible is an accurate description of what he wants, m'kay?
Those kings who destroyed the high places and pagan gods and made God's law the state religion were called good kings who did right in the sight of the Lord.
"I could care less what this country calls legal. What matters is what God wants."
God wants you to obey Earthly governments, because if he didn't he'd just replace them, because he's God. :D
Romans 13:1-7 "Everyone must submit himself to the governing authorities, for there is no authority except that which God has established. The authorities that exist have been established by God. Consequently, he who rebels against the authority is rebelling against what God has instituted, and those who do so will bring judgment on themselves. "
How dare you rebel against God?! Heathen!
Theocracies are by the peons, for the peons, so if you're stupid enough to moon after a theocracy, why don't you move to the Middle East?
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