“How about you produce a human from a primate.”
Okay. Look in a mirror.
You’re welcome.
“You choose. Any primate.”
I did.
“Have at it and get back to me.”
It’s already done. Look in any mirror.
“Seriously, evolve me something.”
I have. Seriously.
“Not a fly from a fly or dog from a dog,”
Ah. So you want YOUR special definition of evolution, not the real one. In that case, you do it.
“but a real evolution like is required for your 'theory'.”
THe theory is really tiny incremental changes over a great deal of time. Not one-generation magic like you’re demanding. We’ll stick to the science, you do the bullshit stuff.
“Primate to human,”
You have no idea how stupid you sound, do you?
“lizard to bird, cow to whale, fish to frog, reptile to mammal. I want to OBSERVE it happen, see the TEST results, and be able to REPRODUCE it.”
You do know that the demands of science is ‘repeatable observations,’ right? That doesn’t mean eyewitnesses. It means if i find evidence, i can show it to anyone who asks. NOT that i have to evolve a fish in the lab.
It’s confusing, yes, but that’s why scientists have to STUDY before making claims you don’t understand.
“Those are, after all, the steps of the Scientific Method.”
No, aren’t. And the method doesn’t require them as ‘steps.’
“Anything less would fall outside science and into philosophy (or science fiction).”
Or just absolute bullshit, like what you’re demanding.