Today Americans walk around with coins jingling in their pockets that read “In God We Trust” and at the same time they say it is a crime to pray to Jesus in public. It’s frightening to wonder how God is reacting to this in Heaven. Are we not being as hypocritical as the ancient Jews? Are we not specifically dragging His Name through the muck with our actions? We all know that the God being referred to on our coins is the Christian God, not some fictitious idol. And we all know it’s the Christian God we’re trying to scrub out of our Pledge of Allegiance. So while we pass back and forth little monuments that proclaim our loyalty to God, we are at the same time hanging up public banners that say the cross was a myth and putting on theatrical shows like “Jesus Christ Superstar” which make a mockery out of who He was and why He came to die. We are pumping out movies, posts and imagery that attack all Three Persons of the Holy Trinity while at the same time defending our right to publicly worship idols. No one complains when an ugly Buddha statue is put on display in a public workplace or restaurant, but to display a crucifix anywhere but inside a church or private home is offensive. Given how personally God takes actions that aren’t even aimed at Him, how much more enraged should we expect Him to be when He is being intentionally targeted? Clearly America is doing everything she can to try and provoke an aggressive response from God, despite all the historical records we have of Him leveling whole empires who insulted Him in the past. In the Bible we learn that God takes His time in exacting His revenge, waiting until a nation is off its guard and so full of arrogance that it thinks it is indestructible. Then He takes delight in slowly turning its greatest points of strength into smoking piles of ash and rubble. This is not the time to be praying prayers like “God bless America.” Blessings and a new rise to power are not what’s on the board for this most ungrateful nation.
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It's not my choice that Chri-stain fundies have hijacked the currency system and the Pledge of Allegiance (which itself was written by a socialist Christian minister). I'd like to go back before this fictional character was added to them.
I mock the stories of the BuyBull because they are extremely improbable and quite bewildering. Seriously, Balaam's donkey spoke to him? It's not a science textbook, and certainly not a history textbook.
they say it is a crime to pray to Jesus in public.
Who's "they"? Certainly nobody with any knowledge of the law.
And we all know it’s the Christian God we’re trying to scrub out of our Pledge of Allegiance.
We do? Given that the impetus for the inclusion of the words "under God" came from Catholics, I doubt you'd count them as Christians.
putting on theatrical shows like “Jesus Christ Superstar”
Written by two Englishmen.
but to display a crucifix anywhere but inside a church or private home is offensive.
Aren't Calvinists supposed to view crucifixes as idolatrous? Or don't you know the difference between a crucifix and a cross?
Who says it's a crime to pray to Jesus in public?
Oh, yeah; Jesus told you to pray in private!
God was "scrubbed into" the Pledge in the 50's, wasn't he? What did He think before that?
God is a person?
YOU complain when an ugly Buddha statue is put on display. Are you no-one?
Adding under god“ to the pledge and the money, even though not every American is a Christian or Jew: A-OK
Trying to remove these blatantly excluding measures: Stop prosecuting us!
The problem is that people like Anna don’t think of these two sentences as sarcasm
They won't be happy ever.
These people hop in their Jesus Fish plated car, drive past eighteen churchs, seven Christian billboards, 22 shops with crosses in the windows and proclamations of "Christian Business", waddle into walmart, walk down an entire isle of Christian knickknacks and statuettes and work their way back home through all this Christian idolatry, drop their fat asses onto a couch and go "Why are we so persecuted my Jesus?"
That's you Anne, and anybody that agrees with this unwarranted fundamentalist whining.
We all know that the God being referred to on our coins is the Christian God
In that case, then that phrase ought to be taken off our money. The only reason it hasn't is because the the courts have wussed out by claiming that "In God We Trust" is such a generic term as to not be religious. Somehow.
@Canadiest
These people hop in their Jesus Fish plated car, drive past eighteen churchs, seven Christian billboards, 22 shops with crosses in the windows and proclamations of "Christian Business", waddle into walmart, walk down an entire isle of Christian knickknacks and statuettes and work their way back home through all this Christian idolatry, drop their fat asses onto a couch and go "Why are we so persecuted my Jesus?"
Exactly. Meanwhile they see defeat of anti-gay legislation as taking away their rights and being "bullied" by those fascist gays. They won't be satisfied until they have their total Christian theocracy in this country, and even then they'll be complaining of being persecuted by those Godless Catholics.
Today Americans walk around with coins jingling in their pockets that read “In God We Trust” and at the same time they say it is a crime to pray to Jesus in public. It’s frightening to wonder how God is reacting to this in Heaven. Are we not being as hypocritical as the ancient Jews?
Good thing I use debit for everything. It has the only thing I DO worship on there : the Chicago Bulls. Though I'll admit that my object of worship is FAR from omnipotent. Hell, sometimes they seem downright impotent. But I love them all the same.
Actually you're perfectly free to hang a cross or religious figure in a private establishment, just not in a public one like city hall.
Hell, my gym has a Buddha statue (for our Thai teacher) and a cross (for our born-again boxing instructor) sitting side by side peacefully. Why? Because we're not assholes...
It looks like Anna's been reading Jesus-is-Saviour.com for advice, but little does she know that, in accordance to that website, Dopey J. Sexoffender is one of the few people that will make it into Heaven. Unfortunately, as a Calvinist, Anna is unlikely to meet the criteria of Dopey's god.
"...putting on theatrical shows like 'Jesus Christ Superstar' which make a mockery out of who He was and why He came to die."
I never understood the issue fundies have with JCS. I'm betting Anna has never even seen the play.
@ Yossarian Lives
Plus, there's also the fact that DJS wouldn't look too kindly on a woman preacher.
BTW, I submitted this quote, and I have to say, I'm a little disappointed that this is the only one of its batch to make the cut, because it's probably the least crazy ofthe lot.
Oh, it's certainly fundie, and it certainly deserves to be on here, but by Anna's standards? This is pretty tame. However bad you think Anna's quotes on here look, the blog as a whole is so much worse.
If I was a psychologist I'd want to write a thesis on this lady.
Firstly, I don't want in god we trust on money or that god in the pledge of allegiance. Secondly, your god is so pissed off about everything else this seems irrelevant.
"In the Bible we learn that God takes His time in exacting His revenge, waiting until a nation is off its guard and so full of arrogance that it thinks it is indestructible."
Specifically he waits for a natural disaster to hit some part of it, then lets his followers claim that it was him who did it because of whatever random thing is upsetting them.
Actually I normally don't carry around coinage or much paper currency, I've got a bank card so except for the odd lemonade stand there really isn't anywhere that its entirely necessary for me to use physical money. Heck, even lemonade stands are starting to accept credit cards know that card readers can be hooked up to a cell phone for cheap.
Waitwaitwaitwait. Hold the fuck up. This is Anna? I swear to Gog I thought it was Davey.
Anyhoo, let's see this through.
Today Americans walk around with coins jingling in their pockets that read “In God We Trust” and at the same time they say it is a crime to pray to Jesus in public.
America is a secular nation, dearie. "In God We Trust" was chosen in the Cold War to stick it to the atheistic USSR. That's it. Really.
Also, nobody said it's a crime to have Christian prayer in public. Mandatory Christian prayer in schools, now that is a crime. It never ceases to amaze me how you asshats whine about other religions being shoved down your throat, but when someone mentions that you shouldn't do that either, you act all offended.
It’s frightening to wonder how God is reacting to this in Heaven.
Wait, isn't it a sin to try to guess God's opinion? When it helps your agenda, it isn't, apparently.
And knowing the tyrannical, capricious farce you try to present as God, he's probably throwing a temper tantrum and sending natural disasters to completely unrelated parts of the world. Yeah, I just sinned but I was going to Hell anyway, amirite?
Are we not being as hypocritical as the ancient Jews?
You don't have to go to the Jews for religious hypocrisy, Annie dear.
Remove the fucking plank General Sherman Tree from your eyes before talking shit about Jews.
Are we not specifically dragging His Name through the muck with our actions?
Specifically? No. Do tell, how many shellfish-eaters do you see who twirl their moustaches before eating, gloating about how they're going to spite God intentionally? Don't answer that.
We all know that the God being referred to on our coins is the Christian God, not some fictitious idol. And we all know it’s the Christian God we’re trying to scrub out of our Pledge of Allegiance.
No, we don't "know" that. Fuck you and your weasel words.
As for the Pledge of Allegiance, see paragraph one.
putting on theatrical shows like “Jesus Christ Superstar” which make a mockery out of who He was
JCS is one of the most beautiful representations of Jesus. What is your problem with that movie? Did Jesus smite too few people while ranting about his supremacy?
No one complains when an ugly Buddha statue is put on display in a public workplace or restaurant, but to display a crucifix anywhere but inside a church or private home is offensive.
Jegus Grist woman, you're projecting like an IMAX cinema. It's probably you who finds other religions' idols on display offensive, as evidenced by your calling Buddha "ugly". Oh, about that. Buddhism's symbol is their idol sitting and philosophying peacefully. Christianity's symbol is a goddamn instrument of execution. Which symbol is "ugly" now?
Given how personally God takes actions that aren’t even aimed at Him, how much more enraged should we expect Him to be when He is being intentionally targeted?
"God" is a whiny crybaby, then.
all the historical records we have of Him leveling whole empires who insulted Him in the past
For the last fucking time: the Bible is not historical evidence. Both Christianity and Judaism are built on a delightful rollercoaster ride of circular reasoning.
He takes delight in slowly turning its greatest points of strength into smoking piles of ash and rubble. This is not the time to be praying prayers like “God bless America.” Blessings and a new rise to power are not what’s on the board for this most ungrateful nation.
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My work here is done.
they say it is a crime to pray to Jesus in public
No, they don't. Nobody has ever said that, you lying bitch.
"...it is a crime to pray to Jesus in public"
A lie right in your opening sentence, fucker. This is not a crime.
... we have records of Him leveling whole empires ...
Relax, Anna. He has yet to hit the empire he's aiming for.
"We all know that the God being referred to on our coins is the Christian God, not some fictitious idol."
Ooh, but..... but...... ooh...!
Dear Fundies,
Why didn't God kill Satan after he betrayed him, you know trying to take over?
Why didn't God kill Satan after he tricked Adam and Eve?
Why is your God waiting 10000,0000000,00000,000000000+ years to send his son back to earth to fight Satan and kill him? But also kill people who aren't fundies.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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