In the summer of 2007 the Spirit of the LORD told me about a new technology that will be able to detect Tsunami's. The way that God was describing it to me as I was praying was this:
"Despite India's new technology in the sea, I will still be able to take their children back to me".
I was stunned when I heard this from the LORD, but he began to explain to me his perspective. He would rather have children return to him at a young age, then for them to be "Eternally damned" because of there belief system and religion.
India is a nation which is filled with idols and false god's and temples that are filled with rats, where as people from there nation worship them. The reason why the LORD does not respect those things as some people do, is because they are not real at all and deceive people with false hope.
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That god of yours is a real arsehole. If he didn't want anyone to be eternally damned, then he doesn't have to damn them; it's not like he has a boss who is an even meaner, bigger arsehole than himself, y'know.
Hmm, so your god would sooner kill children then take the chance that they might get away from him....
ah well ... at least it proves two things:
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What was the name of that guy in Yorkshire God used to talk to ... oh, yeah ... Peter Sutcliffe.
So instead of revealing himself in his full glory and leaving no doubt in anyone's mind that he exists, he chooses to be an asshole and kill the children leaving the parents in grief. Mind you any adult that dies in the process goes straight to eternal torture.
Please stop using apostrophes to form plurals. God told me about the new technology. It's a guy standing on shore, watching the approach of a mountainous wave, and shouting, "Holy shit, it's tsunami."
That's it, Stephen, win over the jurors!
@ Berny: Yeah, and he's made in that God's image, too.
So rat's aren't real, deceive people, and fill's people with false hope? Damn, I guess that means I'll have to get rid of my pet rats then. But you know about jack shit about Hinduism. Which, being a fundy christian, you know jack shit about any religion, and barely have a grasp on christianity. Your mental illness has gone too far for you to be allowed to think logically. You've given your mind to the cult. Have fun being a zombie, shit head.
I could invent a bunch of shit and claim it was the Word of God (tm), too, but I have no need to pretend I'm important to make myself feel good, I'm not narcissistic enough to think I'm 'special', nor do I think it is a good idea to claim to be speaking for the Lord when I know damned well that I'm just making it up because I suspect that would just piss Him off.
Jezebel's Evil Sister:
But don't you see? He has to damn them unless they accept His temporary sacrifice of Himself to Himself to give Himself permission to avert His own wrath. A rule that He Himself wrote says so. There's an exception for little kids under the "age of accountability" clause (which, by the way, is not in the Bible).
So on that page, he says the lord prophesied to him in Summer '07; right near that it said it was "prophesied in July '08, Fulfilled September '08"; in the article he puts on his page it says this thing has been in the works since 2005.
So basically, Stephen, you read the news and called it God? At least make the faintest of attempts to hide it, c'mon. Fundies may be that dumb, but we aren't.
ETA:
This guy and Ray Comfort should have a dumb-off.
The summer of 2007? God is a little late. We have had tsunami detection systems for a long time.
And why doesn't God just not allow children to be born in regions where false gods are prominent? What better way to prove his existence and save everyone on Earth than such a non-violent show of power? Instead, he decides to just kill thousands of children in a way that can be mistaken as natural. God seems like a real dumbass...
"He would rather have children return to him at a young age, then for them to be "Eternally damned" because of there belief system and religion."
Wouldn't changing the rules be easier on everyone, or is that outside the realm of his omnipotence?
"The reason why the LORD does not respect those things as some people do, is because they are not real at all and deceive people with false hope."
Mirror, mirror...
Not only does this god thingy look like the worst death row candidate in the history of justice, but he thoroughly enjoys his sadistic nature by treating humans in way not compatible with what we expect in a modern society, but he is also quite powerless.
On top of this, this gody-thing, only seems to be talking to morons of the human race. We never hear of such conversations with Nobel Prize laureates, high-energy particle physicists, cosmologists or medical doctors. Nope, it's always to some uneducated backwater hick who can barely put together a sentence. Just another bullshit indicator going off.
"Then the LORD said unto me, The prophets prophesy lies in my name: I sent them not, neither have I commanded them, neither spake unto them: they prophesy unto you a false vision and divination, and a thing of nought, and the deceit of their heart." -- Jeremiah 14:14, KJV
"Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves." -- Matthew 7:15, KJV
"But there were false prophets also among the people, even as there shall be false teachers among you, who privily shall bring in damnable heresies, even denying the Lord that bought them, and bring upon themselves swift destruction." -- 2 Peter 2:1, KJV
"He would rather have children return to him at a young age, then for them to be "Eternally dameded" because of *there* belief system and religion."
Well then, why doesn't your God just come down one day get the whole world's attention and tell us what he would like us all to do and believe. Or have us all born already knowing what we are supposed to believe, if we are supposed to believe anything at all. Maybe we all should just be nice to each and enjoy our lives. Could be that's all the big guy wants afterall.
His approach of "I think I'll kill all the children before the are damed" is a lame approach for an all powerful diety.
Typical religious doublespeak. If something bad happens, it was God's will to punish them, if it doesn't, they changed their evil ways and God reneged.
Despite India's new technology in the sea
Doesn't scan too well but I reckon Zappa could have pulled it off. Might have to break out the old axe and start working on this one.
what a sick sick cunt!!!! I travelled to sri lanka with my missus in 2007 where we got married, and i saw the effects of the tsunami first hand, and it was horrendous. this shit saying that it was practically deserved just shows the disgusting disregard for human life this gods followers truly have. seeing these poor bastards living from hand to mouth was a total shock. im so glad that i dont belong to the insipid religion called christianity. its sick!!!!!
Actually, children who are not saved go to Hell when they die in tsunamis.
When they die tragically and their death brings grief to the surviving family members.
YOUR GOD IS A DICK.
In the summer of 2007 the Spirit of the LORD told me about a new technology that will be able to detect Tsunami's.
Detect Tsunami's what?
India is a nation which is filled with idols and false god's
False god's what?
The reason why the LORD does not respect those things
Apparently, the LORD doesn't respect proper apostrophe use, either.
Waht a pity the LORD didn't teach you to spell properly and the difference between adverb of place, a preposition and a possessive pronoun. Oh, I mustn't forget the proper use of the apostrophe. Perhaps the answer is in your last sentence. {The reason why the LORD does not respect those things as some people do, is because they are not real at all and deceive people with false hope.] LOL
I'm still thinking he's just a scammer, albeit a little more subtle than your usual advance payment fee/deceased businessman/ check mule/adopt a puppy email sorts.
"He would rather have children return to him at a young age, then for them to be "Eternally damned" because of there belief system and religion"
Which is why we need more serial killers and abortion! Otherwise we are going to have our children in hell!
Sooooo, why isn't god showing up in person to put to rest any doubts? I mean, that saying about it being better to keep quite and be seen a fool or whatever doesn't apply to him right? Oh wait I know: Wasn't there an earlier quote on here that claimed Earth was the devil's domain? Maybe there's a rule against deities and such entering another's domain. But why would gawd chose such a prick for a hero to do the hard work?
When the Tsunami hit my City (which was bigger than New Orleans) of Chennai, the christian school children gave up their white outfits so that muslims would have burial shrouds. Muslims buried hindu bodies since hindus had a lot of cleanliness restrictions in burying bodies since they cremate theirs. Hindus brought their farming equipment and CAME TO THE CITY (AKA they came to a freaking disaster zone) to help with digging up the graves. Hindus, Muslims and Christians were buried together and were remembered together. Teachers came and babysat children. Housewives gave their saris to become funeral shrouds. Lawyers dug in the dirt next to Bankers and Farmers to bury fishermen. People helped out in whatever way they can.
Every religion pulled together to help out. How dare you cheapen what the Christians did to help by claiming your God caused that.
If anything if you want a God war... You do know that "rats" are more powerful than God. The last time your God fought the rats, the population of europe dropped by nearly 30% to 60%. Records are sketchy because well, the people who kept records died.
To the anonymous chicken-shit coward spammer:
What's wrong? Are your C, V, and X buttons finally broken on your keyboard, or have you simply run out of steam?
Either way, I'm not even remotely impressed.
Do us all a favor, and fuck off.
> India is a nation which is filled with idols and false god's and temples that are filled with rats, where as people from there nation worship them.
I don't know if you share a similar expression (could have, based on the Disney films I've seen), but in Finland there's a saying that if someone's dead broke, they're "poor like a church rat". So in my opinion, worshipping temple rats sounds like a really darn good idea, instead of letting them be completely neglected, loathed and live in abject poverty like plain old Christian church rats!
They worship rats??
So. God (who ironically enough believes in god rather then the false rat idols of India) writes poetry and then sends it to randomly chosen people on Earth??
That would be confusing.
You could suddenly hear "Despite India's new technology in the sea, I will still be able to take their children back to me" and say "What the fuck??!!" and then you'd here "It's my latest work, do you like it??"
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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