If there are so many Christians in California or in America, why in the world did Barak get elected?
Because most of professed Christians aren't Christians. They don't read their Bibles, believe in evolution, don't believe the Bible is 100% correct, support every blockbuster porn/demon movie out there, watch every antiChrist tv show, never share the Gospel even if they intellectually knew what the Real Gospel of Jesus was, support candidates that are totally antiBiblical and antiChrist.
Once the antiChrist democrats control education in America, you can bet that Biblical based candidates will never get elected again.
Like the Nazis, the leftist liberals like Obama know how to win elections by controlling the minds of the youth.
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Really, Obama leftist. I know he's a democrat, but by western standards he's still pretty conservative on many issues. He's just not, you know, a bible belting redneck like you ;p
Once the antiChrist democrats control education in America, you can bet that Biblical based candidates will never get elected again.
Cionsidering the general behavior of christian fundamentalist americans, this sounds like a good thing for the USA as well as for the world ;)
You haven't played Mass Effect I bet, so... ummmm... shut... the... fuck... up.
Has about the same argumentation power as whatever tripe you're spouting.
You don't believe the Bible is 100%, naw I say 100% boy, correct either seein how ya pickin and, I say peckin, and choosin what you believe in and what verses you ignore.
"Like the Nazis, the leftist liberals like Obama know how to win elections by controlling the minds of the youth."
A case of the pot calling the kettle black. Cue cartoon.
"If there are so many Christians in California or in America, why in the world did Barak get elected?"
Because, the bible says, God ordained it (Romans 13:1-7).
"Because most of professed Christians aren't Christians. They don't read their Bibles"
As you have just so admirably proved.
"...win elections by controlling the minds of the youth."
I voted for him and I'm 47, I'll take that as a compliment.
How can anybody call themself Christian and ignore Jesus' clear instructions to:
Disbelieve evolution,
Avoid porn movies,
Turn off the television,
Vote for John McCain,
Take their lithium?
Just because a Christian votes for Obama doesn't make them a phony. Quit changing the Bible to fit your narrow-minded beliefs. A Christian is one who believes that Jesus is the savior.
Even the Bible never mentions that Christians should be Republicans, ass-kiss Israel, waste your lives waiting for a Rapture, and label Islam as the enemy.
You say Christians who vote for Obama are phonies? Well I say Rapture Ready is the spitting image of the Heaven's Gate cult.
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Like the Nazis, the leftist liberals like Obama know how to win elections by controlling the minds of the youth.
Actually, we've proven that we're terrible at stealing elections. Just look at the last 8 years. If we were any good at it, either Al Gore or John Kerry would be President today.
As for the youth vote, you have a point there. Younger voters (<40) don't believe in all the racist, homophobic, misogynist crap you guys spew. That's right, those crappy ideas are dying out and (hopefully) they'll soon be the latest additions to the trash pile of history. I predict that in 100 years the Christians of the 22nd Century will try to pretend Bible verses condemning homosexuality don't exist in the same way they do with verses that talk about slavery or women covering their heads today.
If there are so many Christians in California or in America, why in the world did Barak get elected?
Because not all people who say they are Christians are idiots! Some believe in god and jesus and still have working brains and see what's going on in the world!
If god wanted McCain/Palin - they would have won, right? God made Obama the winner! Wow - figure that!
"If there are so many Christians in California or in America, why in the world did Barak get elected?"
Because most Christians are far smarter and less bigoted than you.
"Because most of professed Christians aren't Christians. They don't read their Bibles, believe in evolution, don't believe the Bible is 100% correct, support every blockbuster porn/demon movie out there, watch every antiChrist tv show, never share the Gospel even if they intellectually knew what the Real Gospel of Jesus was, support candidates that are totally antiBiblical and antiChrist."
Soon you'll be saying that they aren't true scottsmen.
"Once the antiChrist democrats control education in America, you can bet that Biblical based candidates will never get elected again.
Like the Nazis, the leftist liberals like Obama know how to win elections by controlling the minds of the youth."
And ending it all with a Godwin, how very classy.
@TheReligiousCommie
Obviously.
I predict that in 100 years the Christians of the 22nd Century will try to pretend Bible verses condemning homosexuality don't exist in the same way they do with verses that talk about slavery or women covering their heads today.
My dream is for the concepts of Christ to be approached as philosophy over faith, so this would please me greatly.
My childhood gained a lot from my Christian upbringing, but I've seen too much what fanaticism brings.
Once the antiChrist democrats control education in America, you can bet that Biblical based candidates will never get elected again.
Oh, how I wish that was true.
Because most of professed Christians aren't Christians.
True Christian, n., a Christian whose beliefs and practices perfectly coincide with the Christian using this term.
False Christian, n., a Christian whose beliefs and practives differ from the Christian using this term.
support every blockbuster porn/demon movie out there
I believe Radd is referring to horror movies. Many Fundies feel that they're nothing but "gore-porn" films.
...don't believe the Bible is 100% correct...
Oh no, there are Christians out there who do not interpret the Bible exactly the way I do!
porn/demon movie? Sounds like some really hardcore shit...
However, just for you to know, Jesus also said something about helping th poors and healing the sicks. He never spoke about abortion, nor about gays.
He also said that praying had to be done in private, so no, he probably wouldn't vote repubblican.
I predict that in 100 years the Christians of the 22nd Century will try to pretend Bible verses condemning homosexuality don't exist in the same way they do with verses that talk about slavery or women covering their heads today.
I made the same comment somewhere, except that given how fast so many of them have turned around on African-American civil rights, I'll be surprised if it isn't a lot sooner.
If Obama is such a "liberal leftist", then why is he preparing to govern from the center/right, as all his cabinet appointments indicate? Is it possible that you have an agenda to promote and are not above lying in the name of jesus to do so?
It's rather ironic, Radd, that you, a fundie, are talking about reading the Bible. To believe it is literal truth, one cannot allow themselves to read or even know their holy book.
"They don't read their Bibles,..don't believe the Bible is 100% correct,..." Maybe you ought to try and read that Bible. This from an idiot who is a member of a cult based on an idea not even found in the Bible. And NOWHERE IN THE BIBLE does it say Jesus or God is a REPUBLICAN!!!!! It is pretty damn blasphemous of you and your fellow twerps at RR to use YOUR POLITICAL BELIEFS and your ass-licking of the GOP as a supposed proof of Christianity!!!!!
Yep, lotta work being anti-god but someones gotta watch porn all day.
I started that off as a joke but well... I sounds like a good idea.
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