demons are an electric phenomenon trapped in the magnetic structure around the Earth...this is the common grave, where all have been retained in readiness for the ressurection...all that is, except those who followed the accurate teaching of Jesus Christ. They experienced rebirth via the mechanics exposed by Jesus and have been passed along the generations to the present day.
This is a universal law and will not be countermanded. Those who dabble with the common grave are frowned upon by the teaching of Jesus Christ.
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"demons are an electric phenomenon trapped in the magnetic structure around the Earth"
Funny. I don't recall that passage in the Bible. Had it actually mentioned either "electric phenomenon" or the Earth's magnetic field (which is what I assume you're babbling about) I would have been much more impressed with it.
"this is the common grave, where all have been retained in readiness for the ressurection...all that is, except those who followed the accurate teaching of Jesus Christ."
Well, duh. Everyone knows that.
"They experienced rebirth via the mechanics exposed by Jesus and have been passed along the generations to the present day."
Oookay. If'n you says so.
"This is a universal law and will not be countermanded. Those who dabble with the common grave are frowned upon by the teaching of Jesus Christ."
You're weird. I expect to see more from you in the future should you continue to post your insane ramblings on a public site for all to see.
So...? Christians believe in reincarnation now?
Still, you've got to admire nuts like this. When they make shit up, they really go that extra mile...
Make sure your eyes are boggling, your arms are twitching, and your mouth is foaming when you say that, fundy...
Ok, hang on, I think i'm getting it...
Demons... are trapped in the earth's magnetic field. Along with the souls of every non-Christian who has ever died...
Then you throw some words at the screen without any logic holding them together and my eyes seep blood.
I think he's saying that electricity is souls. In which case there must be some pissed off ghosts churning around in my laptop right now.
The hell? Did you watch ghostbusters recently or something? You realise of course that it's all fiction right?
Ghosts aren't made of ectoplasm, they may not be confined by proton streams or magnetic containment fields. Primarily because they don't exist.
But if someone asks you if you are a god, you should say yes, if not just for the lulz.
LOL WUT?
This is a first.
TODAY'S SPECIAL:
Word salad with a fundtard dressing, served with confused fries and the nectar of delusion. Coleslaw is optional.
For dessert, the LOL WHUT pear, served with whipped cream.
Funtard-safe spork included with all meals.
Oh, I get it. It's the magnetosphere, and the electric phenomenon is the ionosphere. Are the demons the D, E or F layers? Is amateur radio a satanic hobby, using these demons for over-the-horizon radio contacts? How about anyone who's ever used a magnetic compass for navigation? Did they sell their soul to the debbil?
For dessert, the LOL WHUT pear, served with whipped cream.
Where does that thing come from, anyway?
So demons are electricity?
Then,there is simply electricity. You don't need to anthropomorphize it and literally demonize it. Wtf is wrong with you?
Has someone been reading Zelaszny's "Lord of Light"? Is... is that required reading now? I mean, it's a great book and all, but it's science fiction. Also, the one christian in it is the sort of person who ends up on this website.
Also, I believe it was BrainInAJar who asked: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/lolwut It came from deviantArt.
Confused?
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