Get ready to see perverts, addicts, abusers, and murderers receiving the highest honors in Heaven, because many of them are inwardly treating Christ with ten times the reverence and honor that we spiritual know-it-alls are.
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Because believers are,,,,
Which is exactly why we find your "god" so reprehensible.
You, Anna, have done more to turn folks away from potentially becoming christ-stains than any imaginary demon you or your ilk could possibly concoct.
Keep up the good work!
Is Diehl really that delusional that she's unaware she's undermining her own cause much more than we could ever hope to?
Well, if she insists, who are we to say no?
Seriously, if this is real, I'd rather go to hell where all the moral, sane, rational people are then heaven populatied exclusively by selfish monsters.
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@Wyzard
If you're talking about DJS, that makes a frightening amount of sense.
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'Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company ' indeed.
You don't know how right you are Annie, when people in the 19th Century were questioning certain aspects of the then status quo.
And when the likes of her subconsciously realise why fundie Christainity is dying, then you know it's bad. For them.
Can somebody tell me why someone would want to worship this monster to end in a place where we will have to sing his praises for eternity along scumbags, while all the Greek and Roman luminaries, along with people like Christopher Reeves and Henry Dunant will burn in Hell forever.
This quote well illustrate this article .
@Anon-e-moose
And this is why Mormonism, Hinduism and Buddhism have better afterlife theories than fundamentalist Christianity: there, good guys get good fates while bad guys get bad fates.
Does this mean I need to go out and have bizarre sex acts, do lots of drugs, beat people up, and kill someone to have a place of honor in Heaven?
I wonder if Jesus would enjoy that kind of company.
I wouldn't presume to know how Jesus would think, though.
I get the idea of repentance for those who have done bad things in their past, and so wish to move forward, but the ones who keep doing those things anyway seem to like using religion as a free get out of hell card.
You know, I really can't make up my mind about Anna. She's clearly a maltheist of some stripe, but I can't decide if she actually worships God (somehow), or if she faking it just to mess with people.
If the later, well done Ms Diehl, you're definately one of the more successful poes we've had.
If the former, get help. For your own sake if no-one elses.
@ JeanP: because the Lord will spend the rest of eternity torturing you horribly. This is the only alternative to an eternity of infinite agony.
Seriously. That's It. There is nothing else. And in her mind this is completely awesome.
Okay, that's it, send me to hell. Because I really don`t want to spend eternity in the same place as perverts, addicts, abusers and murderers, no matter how nice this place is.
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