Swearing demons often work with the demons of addiction.
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What the frelling yotz? Do these fucking swearing demons only come to profanity in English, or will they take any language's bullshit?
Merde! I keep calling the damned things. What the bloody hell am I supposed to do without being able to yell at the various cocksuckers, assholes, and nerf herders in a language those pendejos can understand?
Is anyone picturing someone surrounded by a bunch of demonic Dennis Learys and Lewis Blacks?
Swearing itself, can even be its own addiction.
The fuck you say.
If you keep using the words as non-swearing, though the demons will come, they will be bored. They will start to leave you alone cause they realize you are not sinning. You are a waste of their time.
So then we should use profanity in everyday language in order to make those demons leave us alone. Eventually they'll probably not know when we're swearing or not swearing.
Stupidity demons often work with the demons of religion.
"The reason you should not say these words, if you curse, not only is it a sin, but you are calling a demon to come to you"
So, no matter how many times I may tell a demon to fuck off, it will still come to me? They sound like Jehovah's Witnesses.
Kuso!
Exactly how can demons be bored?
I'll just have to ease their boredom by giving them some rum & cokes, & firing up my old PS2 with the 4 way splitter.
Fuck! Cunt! Tits! Bollocks! Knackers! Minge! Pissflaps! Twat! Vas Deferens!
...also, SEMPRINI.
DRINK! FECK! ARSE! GIRLS! HAIRY JAPANESE BASTARDS! [/Father Jack] X3
@Yuu
Pee Po Belly Bum Drawers.
...as the song goes II. [/Flanders & Swann]
@Stimbo
Are cunt demons succubi?
What the flipping heck is the woman on about now? Gee wilickers!
Seriously, what in the Warp is this? "Swearing" demons? Those sound like some of the most boring-assed demons I can imagine, as all they can do to you is cuss you out.
@Goomy That would either be a Succubus or a Daemonette, but in the case of the latter, you don't want to know what they're hiding under that loincloth...
Blasphemer! You dare besmirch the Will of the Emperor by mentioning the foul creatures of Chaos? You dare doubt that the will of The Emperor is enough to protect his faithful from the demons of the Warp? One has to wonder if you a Psyker with your constant prattle of demons Dunamis, perhaps in league with Chaos itself. To to the Black Ships with you woman, by the command of The Ordos Hereticus! /WH40k Inquisitor Impression
Wait, swearing demons cause us to swear, but swearing draws these demons to us... And even if we never swear, the demons will come, but we still have a choice to not swear... So, with or without demons, the swearing is up to me. And with or without swearing, I get demons.
So why do I give a shit whether or not I swear? It apparently changes nothing.
But, hey, how is 'swearing' a fucking sin? The scripture about 'taking the Lord's name in vain' is about pretending to he pious, not about saying 'god dammit' when you're assembling Ikea.
Confused?
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