My kids can spot a tattoo parlor from over a mile away, just from all the demons hanging around it. These demons are attached to the parlor, almost like balloons on strings, and they reach out and hover over the city, while they try to entice people to enter in. The demons are covered with tattoos, and they come in all sorts of shapes and sizes. We have not found a tattoo parlor yet without demons attached to it. Tattoo artists are filled with demons. (Yes, even ‘Christian’ tattoo artists.) Those demons can easily transfer to you when you get a tattoo from them. Once in, the demon has the right to ask other demons to come and live within you as well. (Matthew 12:43-45)
My kids and I have seen and spoken to many people with tattoos. They have ALWAYS had demons coming out from their tattoos. And yes, this is the same even for ‘Christian’ tattoos. For this reason, we tend not to get together in person on a regular basis with those that flaunt their tattoos, for we have yet to meet one that was free of those demons. (And we do not like to spend our time with demons.) If the person covers them up with their clothing, we don’t get hit as much from the demons. It’s like they are held back somehow, and can not reach us.
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"If the person covers them up with their clothing, we don’t get hit as much from the demons. It’s like they are held back somehow, and can not reach us."
In other words, if you don't know someone has tattoos you don't see demons. I feel sorry for your kids, having a parent who sees demons everywhere. My fear is that someday we're going to read about you killing your entire family "to save them from the demons."
"If the person covers them up with their clothing, we don’t get hit as much from the demons. It’s like they are held back somehow, and can not reach us."
Something like the fan theory that in the Smallville universe, Kryptonite is psychoreactive.
It happened more than once that a person walked up to Clark with a nugget of Kryptonite in their non-lead lined pocket.
But the nugget apparantly didn't start emitting radiation until Clark became aware it was there.
If the person covers them up with their clothing, we don’t get hit as much from the demons. It’s like they are held back somehow, and can not reach us.
Kind of like when I was a very little girl and thought that pulling the blanket up over my head would protect me from the closet monster.
Lady, you really need to back up a bit. Your kids are going to become total paranoid wackaloons and end up committed...and I don't mean 'to a cause'.
Given you're so worried about being "christian", you need to be sure you follow your bible and kill you children when they misbehave. It's right there in god's word.
And just in case you say "that's just the old testament", where the fuck do you think the verses condemning tattoos are? Where the fuck do you think your precious 10 commandments are? And just in case you say "that's the old law", christ himself said he "came not to change the law, but to uphold it". He also said "not a jot or tittle of the old law will be changed before heaven and earth pass away".
Well, this drivel does stimulate your kids' imaginations, but, for their sake, stop. If you don't, their brains will get too messed up when they try to separate reality from fiction and they will become like you. You may think that this would be a good thing, as you believe that this will set them up to deal with the spiritually risky aspects of modern life, but it will hinder their attempts to function healthily in society with their peers and maintain at least a degree of sanity.
If she keeps this up I'd say that DoD is a shoe in for a FSTDT end of year award nomination.
Well lets see, your go hates polyester, so maybe its like cold iron?
Good news dumbass, all you have to do is wear polyester everywhere and you won't ever have demon (or god for that matter) problems ever again.
Is cotton to demon balloons what iron chariots are to Yahweh?
Holy shit, your gods and other supernatural beings are weak.
One of my local tattoo parlors flies a banner that reads "TATTOO'S". Somehow I find that a lot more scary than the lunatic idea of legions of demons working their way into your body through your skin via multiple pin-pricks.
I can only imagine the family who take care of 'Dreams of Dunamis' support her delusions and allow her to her maintain her website because it keeps her from tormenting them with her lunacy 24/7. It would probably be kinder to have her institutionalised so she could be properly medicated yet I doubt the minimal 'Obamacare' that exists would cover that.
That said, I do wonder if this is all getting too similar to the c18 tours of Bedlam Hospital and mocking the mentally ill.
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The wages of sins is death. It's doesn't mean that God is going to put you to death, or use or tell someone to put you to death. But that consequences lead to death. Also most but not all of the OT were for the Israelites. The ot mostly deal with earthly things. While the nt deals with heavenly things. As I said before instead of God or people use by God putting us to death. It is our sins/ our bad decision that lead us death. If it didn't then praise the Lord that you are alive, for he had let you live to learn your lesson. It old testament means old convent, as compare the the new testament, which means new convent. And because of the NT we live by graces. However that doesn't equal that we can break the laws, and get away with it.Some of stuff has been changed in the NT. And only the ten commandments, love God, yourself, and everybody else is for all. Now destroying your is also still a no no. It was God who had made your body, so he owns it whatever you like it or not .If you want better explanation then here's a article.
Are Old Testament Laws Still Binding on Christians? | Grace ...
https://www.gci.org/law/otlaws . You can find better info by typing is the old testament still valid. Or should we follow the ot, or is the ot for everyone, should we follow the ot laws.
I've noticed that people with tattoos don't give a shit whether you have them or not.
If the person covers them up with their clothing, we don’t get hit as much from the demons. It’s like they are held back somehow, and can not reach us.
So if they're covered up, and you don't know they are there, no balloons are warning you away?
Excuse me, Dreams of Dumbass,...some demons are calling me back to the tat shop.
Again. Well, there's still a little room for another.
++"It’s like they are held back somehow, and can not reach us."
It's as if not knowing they're there inhibits your ability to to experience hallucinations centering around them.
Or to make up stories about them.
If the person covers them up with their clothing, we don’t get hit as much from the demons. It’s like they are held back somehow, and can not reach us.
It's because you don't fucking know they have a tattoo so you're not making shit up about demons coming out of them, you dumbass. You'd be surprised at how many people have tattoos which are usually always covered up.
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"If the person covers them up with their clothing, we don’t get hit as much from the demons. It’s like they are held back somehow, and can not reach us."
God can be defeated by iron chariots, but demons can be defeated by mere cloth.
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