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I belive in this generation, the rapture will happen on earth, All born again christains will be raptured from earth disapeared, along with young children and babys we are talking about 700s of millions of people disapeared from Earth, to be in Heaven to recive are New spirit bodys.

Was you aware about this? why dont all churches talk about this?
The very young children and babys will be gone because of at the age of accountability.

So when this happens there will be world wide chaos on earth, think about Jet, plane, train drivers,cars etc people gone resuiting crashes.

After the rapture Judgment will fall on earth like in Gen but worst.

Where will the people think they gone? transported away from earth.

(snip some Bible verses -- sorry the forum's members only)

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old comment by Anonymous

Besides the fact that you apparently have suggested that rapture can happen in the air, water or Mars, your thesis is a little simplistic. To begin with, 700 million people, out of 6,000 million, and not counting children and babies(pregnant women), is like 10% of the population. Why aren't they talking about that?, because dispensionalism is virtually unknown out of the Biblical Belt. Bearing in mind that, to go to Heaven, according to you, you have to follow your particular version of the Bible, that the Rapture is only 150 years old and that babies and children don't drive or pilot a plane, the predicted result is that the world will carry on. And let me doubt about the fact of rapturing babies and children, because, those who remain on earth, will continue to reproduce, what will God do with those babies and children to be?

old comment by demon/of/the/pit

motherfucker... what is it with you inbred colonial jerk offs? We bequeath you the gift of a beautiful lingua franca and you just ruin it, don't you. Now, we're by and large a polite and forgiving people, unlike your average rabid snake-handling baptist, but if you haven't the good grace or sense to keep your ignorance to yourself and worse, PARADE it, and here of all places, you deserve to get flamed. It's your religion and you can't even spell it right, CHRISTAIN?!? WTF! I understand that you may have to share some chromosomes with (very) close family members and it might not be your turn today, but fuck me, rapture? First of all it's bollocks, the lot of it - and even if you believe all that fairytale rubbish, nowhere does scripture support rapture. Secondly, don't try and salve your redneck conscience about all the innocent li'l babies and ickle chillun coming with you. Your filthy fairy tale has something called original sin, which means only the "saved" - the baptised and born again can be raptured, there is no age of accountability. Gotta love a dogma and a deity that reserves a special circle of Hell for unbaptised children. I'm not lying, check out the map of Hell in Dante's Divine Comedy. The unbaptised are quartered in the 7th circle, right next to the virtuous pagans. And when you've done that, fuck off back under your rock. Cunt.

“I belive in this generation, the rapture will happen on earth,”
For your sake, I hope they don’t have a qualification exam.

"All born again christains will be raptured from earth disapeared,”
So, just your flavor of Christain, not all of them.

"along with young children and babys we are talking about 700s of millions of people disapeared from Earth,”
You’re supposed to rise, up, right? Not poof out, just float? So, not really ‘disappeared,’ but more of a ‘they went thataway!’

"to be in Heaven to recive are New spirit bodys.”
What happens to the one you have, then?

“Was you aware about this?”
Yes, my uncle never shuts up about it.

“why dont all churches talk about this?”
Some are sane.

“The very young children and babys will be gone because of at the age of accountability.”
Isn’t that a Catholic heresy? It’s not biblical.

“So when this happens there will be world wide chaos on earth,”
World-wide on Earth, huh?

“ think about Jet, plane, train drivers,cars etc people gone resuiting crashes.”
I honestly can’t believe more than maybe ten people will qualify unless god’s in a REALLY generous mood. No one follows all the rules.

“After the rapture Judgment will fall on earth like in Gen but worst.”
I think the worst part about Post-Rapture-Earth will be all the angry Raptards realizing they were left behind. Talk about surly.

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