INHERITED CURSES
Baldness can be a curse that has been handed down through the generations. Some people say that baldness comes through the mother. If you see a family that has generations of men with premature baldness at an early age, that family probably is cursed by the sins of their ancestors. Check for familiar spirits if there is no disease and treatment such as cancer with radiation treatment which causes a loss of hair.
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Right, so the fact that I have the alopecia androgenetica gene (and indeed was noticeably balding at the age of 23) is the result of one of my distant ancestors doing something he didn't oughtta?
Perhaps I'm a descendant of that dude in the Bible who got stoned for gathering firewood on a Saturday?
I look forward to seeing this theory in a perr reviewed scientific publication. There'll be a Nobel Prize in it for you, I'm thinking.
INHERITED traits
Baldness can be a trait that has been handed down through the generations. Some batshit insane people say that baldness comes through curses. If you see a family that has generations of men with premature baldness at an early age, that family probably carries the genetic trait for baldness by the genotypes of their ancestors. This section: CAN NOT FIX CAN NOT FIX CAN NOT FIX CAN NOT FIX CAN NOT FIX.
Somehow, I think that the inherited demons in charge of making you lose your hair really got the shaft in the whole demon job placement deal. I mean, when you have demons responsible for everything that happens in our life that is not undeniably good (and therefore, God gets the credit), being the demon in charge of people losing hair is tame in comparison to what everyone else gets to do...
A rip-off, really.
What sin had Elisha's ancestors committed? He was the thin-skinned "prophet" who got so riled up when kids called him "baldy" that he called on god to smite them. And, sho' nuff, two she-bears killed all 42 of the little smart asses (2 Kings 2:23-24)) who apparently waited calmly in line for the bears to get to them, one by one, in order for this to be accomplished.
Baldness ain't the curse. Paying good money for hideous implants or ugly toupees is a sin, of course.
How fucked are these Madraks? let me count the demons.
Then I must be the holiest of holies...from a long line of holy people...with my long, flowing hair and perfectly intact hairline.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
You're such an ass.
Well then, avoiding all bald men seems to be the logical decision, considering all the demons about.
Bald men are everywhere, so I suggest you both lock yourselves into your bunker and stay there until the bad men die off.
So, God makes people suffer as a result of other peoples' actions? He even makes them (omg) bald? And you still worship that kind of god, you pathetic weasels? What kind of a god would make someone bald. A jealous god who's bald himself, I bet!
Jerry Falwell was balding.
Gene Simmons of KISS, however, still has all of his hair.
The Madraks might want to rethink their statement.
Actually baldness follows the fathers side (usually). Quit blaming everything on the wimin folk.
Inheritance != demons
demonbusters has got to be one of the stupidest sites I've seen in my life. Even Exodus says there's nothing wrong with being bald.
Y'know, how embarrasing must it be to be a Demon of Baldness? Seriously, folks, what the *@$%#* do you say to the Demons of Drought, Famine, Plague, Insanity, Storms, and Tornadoes? "Uh, hey guys, I made 20 guys go bald this week! And you, uh, killed a thousands of people and brought misery and pain to thousands more? Gee, I wish I'd studied harder at the Demonic Academy!"
Dear DemonBuster: please save yourself an immense amount of pointless work, and tell us what ISN'T caused by demons, curses or possession.
And shut off the horrid MIDI music on your site!
Baldness is a curse? I think it can be kinda sexy, if treated right. A comb-over is the least sexy thing on this planet, I think.
Why does it come through the mother? The usual cowardness of blaming the woman?
The probable truth is that during the stone age we only lived to about thirty, so our bodies are made to last for a bit more than thirty years.
@Jezebel's Evil Sister: That wasn't God's anger. It was natural selection. 42 (I wonder, were they two or four in the original? meh...) children stupid enough not to run and call for help? we are better without them, I say.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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