Satan is having his greatest holiday in 8 years today! I WEEP FOR THE HEATHEN 88% OF THIS COUNTRY WHO DID NOT SUPPORT GEORGE BUSH!
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shes talking about his approval rating before he left, it was at 22%
And 88+22 equals...? Gotta love fundy math.
Yep. Good ol' fundie math. 88% of people who didn't approve of the shrub + 22% who did, and 5% undecided = 100%.
Edit: Damn. PW beat me to it.
muters said:
I wonder how quickly that 'if you don't support the President, you're unAmerican' attitude will disappear.
It already has. now it's American to arm yourself to the teeth and wait for the revolution *rolleyes*
#1Christian?
I nominate this for poe.
Yeah, God - the guy who said "And when the Lord your God gives them over to you, and you defeat them; then you must utterly destroy them; you shall make no covenant with them, and show no mercy to them." - wanted us to waterboard people, let paper and lumber companies cut down our national forests and keep the profits and lie our way into a war in Iraq. But we all know Satan is a latte-sipping, bleeding heart liberal who hates torture, destroying the environment and lying.
Some Fundies think Bush should have enacted war-time initiatives that would allow him a third term. I think they looked into that or tried to lessen it's restrictions about a year ago. Basically the only way it can be done is if the votings not possible because the countries at war on it's own soil, Another year Captain Bushtastic and the Vampire Penquin mighty got us there
@#913075: Hence the term "twenty-percenters" to refer to hardcore Bush loyalists. His approval rating in the wider world managed to be even lower, reaching the single digits here in the UK.
For what it's worth, a survey showed the majority of people in most countries (including all 27 EU members) favoured Obama in the 2008 election.
What the fucking hell? Does this moron not realize that
A: Bush didn't run in the '08 election, and
B: The law clearly states that he couldn't if he wanted to?
Um...Nobody can vote in George Bush anymore, he's served both his terms, so what does it matter whether or not he's supported? It was McCain/Palin, remember?
Ahem... you might want to read some of your precious Bible; specifically, Romans 13:1-7.
"13:1 Let every person be subject to the governing authorities. For there is no authority except from God, and those that exist have been instituted by God. 2 Therefore whoever resists the authorities resists what God has appointed, and those who resist will incur judgment. 3 For rulers are not a terror to good conduct, but to bad. Would you have no fear of the one who is in authority? Then do what is good, and you will receive his approval, 4 for he is God's servant for your good. But if you do wrong, be afraid, for he does not bear the sword in vain. For he is the servant of God, an avenger who carries out God's wrath on the wrongdoer. 5 Therefore one must be in subjection, not only to avoid God's wrath but also for the sake of conscience. 6 For because of this you also pay taxes, for the authorities are ministers of God, attending to this very thing. 7 Pay to all what is owed to them: taxes to whom taxes are owed, revenue to whom revenue is owed, respect to whom respect is owed, honor to whom honor is owed."
@Canadiest: I'm not sure if that's the term FDR used when he ran for a third term in 1940, when the country was still in the Depression but still before World War II. Two terms was a tradition started by Washington that Roosevelt broke, not necessarily illegal at the time. The 22nd Amendment, passed in 1951, limits all others to two terms by law.
In one way or another, we all celebrate the end of an error.
I believe it was Sir Winston who said, " You can count on the Americans to do the right thing...eventually."
@ The L
B: The law clearly states that he couldn't if he wanted to?
There are many, many clearly stated laws that Bush was forbidden to break, however . . . since nobody has ever stopped him, in his entire life . . .
HAIL SATAN!
I couldn't resist...
"Satan is having his greatest holiday in 8 years today!"
The part of me which is Satan, the one disease that God can have, started to die on Thursday, 2009-01-15. In eight years, it will be long gone. The more it dies, the more heaven we'll have. Get young again, stop dying, forget diseases and misfortune... and later, there is even going to be heavenly glory everywhere.
Satan is just a structure. When I completed the world on 2001-08-13, my human self was me and anti-me at the same time, cancelling each other out. Fifty fifty. Since then I am working on dissolving the dualism, giving birth to the living God inside of the world which I once was myself. (What else could I have used as a material to make the universe? :)
Since the universe is made out of God, it will be the eternal cinema of perfect mental and physical entertainment. The only place I can ever live in.
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Religious idiots are part of the disease. I wonder how many of them will die in the healing process.
Yes, because Joe Biden or even Hillary Clinton will be running for President in 2016. There's four more years of impotent neocons & fundies with no power whatsoever.
Good.
I weep with joy for the sane 88% who voted for Barack Obama. Reason has prevailed.
For those who don't get the first sentence I think #1Christian is implying that Satan can afford to have a few days off now that the 'Deputy Satan' Barack Obama is in charge of the USA ,instead of the 'Deputy God' George W Bush.
If this isn't a Poe I also think that #1Christian is probably certifiably insane
i tried to stay up and watch the Obama inaguration ceremony, but it was around 4am Australian EDT time. I made it til 3am, then fell asleep on the couch. Woke up at 11:30 to find out i'd missed it all. I was annoyed. I could have gone to bed earlier and then gotten up at 4. Oh well, Australia farewells Bush with a smile. Good riddance.
So it was Satan who inspired the amendment which bars a president from more than two terms in office?
Actually, I think that was someone who foresaw the arrival of Gerge W. years before it happened. Really, what better reason for capping a president's tenure at eight years maximum can you think of than George?
"Satan is having his greatest holiday in 8 years today! I WEEP FOR THE HEATHEN 88% OF THIS COUNTRY WHO DID NOT SUPPORT GEORGE BUSH!"
And as a result of Dumbya, guess whos weeping over the 14 trillion reasons why China is supping well on your tears of despair?
Cry more, Christian whose country is no longer No. 1. >:D
Sup well Hu Jintao. You've beaten the Repubicans at their own Capitalistic game! Karl Marx was right after all. Religious Right, GOP-cocksucker, Teabagger, Neocunt, Inbred WASP redneck inferior subhuman trailer-trash, and worshippers of the God Emperor of Fucking Up, George Dumbya Bush...:
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Intelligent, educated, left -wing Atheists have proven their more than infinite superiority to you. >:D
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